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….. even my neighbour’s dog likes a bit of pussy…… >>>

…. and speaking of eating pussies … if it’s good enough for George Bush ….!

Derek eh …. that brings back some interesting memories eh Ugo???

BTW – for information – when Ugo has had enough of his pneumatic girlfriend, he turns ”her” inside out, blows ”her” up again and ”she” becomes Derek.

Good God Bat …. don’t wish her a Happy Christmas ffs – she’ll only come back with more complaints.

It makes a change ‘cos Tommy (Smiley) is usually spitting nails and threatening to hang everybody. Grammar and syntax are the least of his worries.

@*Sian wrote:

I hope you’re insured.

I doubt it – the Tax Disc is out of date.

Of course HMRC wouldn’t be interested in somebody not declaring their earnings would they?

Give it only 6 months – and we can put up a post entitled “Leon Who???” (Maybe he’ll replace Pete Townshend as a pop wannabe).

Rhidian Roberts will have released hit records / CD’s by then.

@sharongooner wrote:

Here’s one for the JC complaints department…. just before Christmas too!

This is typical isn’t it ….. wait until the complaints department staff are busy with their year-end procedures and these bloody newbies slip in another moan when nobody is looking.

Well, this complaint has mysteriously got lost in the post along…[Read more]

There is clearly a conspiracy against ”some people” on here.

I think we should be told who they are !!!

Bat is just jealous because “The Hoff” doesn’t drive a battered old Volvo……….. badly !!!

@Matty wrote:

i’m she would love to give everything up for you ugo

I’m sure she would ….. but it might be a long wait until Ugo’s current girlfriend gets a puncture.

Oh and here’s a thought. Apparently it is reported that the final attracted some 8 MILLION telephoned in votes. They were offering a ‘contract worth £1 Million’ to the winner.

If each call generated only 25 pence profit for the show’s organisers – I reckon that they have made a stonking great profit on this element alone, before you take into…[Read more]

Amazingly I found the X Factor compulsive viewing this time around. I admit to having been hooked on it for the last few weeks.

Apparently…[Read more]

Now come on Slayer – be fair to Emma. She’s had to make her own reply to all this (including numerous spelling mistakes) instead of being able to copy & paste one from her revered BNP website.

It’s not too bad for a first effort is it?? Mick Biffin would be proud of his protege.

@sunny wrote:

We had one once it got out and for three weeks was living around the house it would go bk to its cage to have a drink and a bit of food then f00k off again under the floor boards

I caught it one night because it was on me old mans head in bed so thew a pilow cass over it :roll:

Are you sure that this was a hamster Sunny ………[Read more]

The result was clearly a nonsense. It is supposed to be a singing contest ffs – not an excuse for teenies to drool over some itinerant yob with a strictly limited personality and a tendency to blub at every opportunity.

Leon has a ‘weak’ voice and finds it difficult to sing in tune without wandering off the note. He also has a strictly limited…[Read more]

GUARANTEED CURE FOR EVEN THE MOST SEVERE OF HANGOVERS

Drink this mixture rapidly (i.e. gulp it down) …. then tickle the back of your throat with a finger until you vomit the lot up again.…[Read more]

Oh well …. so much for ‘Peace on Earth & goodwill to all men’ etc etc.

Well to be fair …. using a chain saw (see Step 1 – above) is a bit on the extreme side. Problem is that it makes a bit of a mess.

(Of course you can have a leg fastcars – how would you like it – off the bone or on the bone???)

Alternatively …. how about we simply ban all van drivers – especially impatient ones !!!