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… and England isn’t there. Oh dear what a pity. They must all be a bunch of overpaid nancy boys that couldn’t even beat a minor team.

Still it will save all the drunken yobs – sorry … football fans – from invading Europe and fighting and vomiting in the streets eh?

Actually I think that you’re both wrong in your facts concerning the origin of Child Benefit.

It was introduced by a Conservative government and subsequently I think it was a Labour government that scrapped it around the…[Read more]

@ugo wrote:

……cant try it for five days as the bloody decorators are in grrrrrrrrrrrr ……. :x

Really??? What colour are they painting your home then Ugo – or are you having wallpaper???

See???? ….. Told you so … Christmas is bloody boring; ghastly; and horrible …. nothing to redeem it at all. Even the TV is awful (see above).

We don’t even have a white Christmas any more …. just so that old people can’t fall over in…[Read more]

Mary had a little watch
She swallowed it one day.
And now she’s taking laxatives
To pass the time away.

As time went on and time went by
The watch it would not pass
So if Mary wants to know the time
She stuffs her head right up her ****

You cheated …. I know you did. I bet he farted and blew sh1t all over your screen.

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Lump of coal for PB on Christmas day then eh?

We should sit PB infront of a TV and make him watch “It’s a Wonderful Life” on loop until he takes all that back.

(However i agree about the Turkey part…. i got vegetarian for the Chirstmas season)

Ugh … ugh … how utterly ghastly. Oh …. and I forgot that you are forced…[Read more]

…. and then a Book of Condolence will be opened so that all those who never even heard of him can wail and mourn publicly.

Waaaaalk on …. waaaaaaalk onnnn ……with hope in your hearts…. and you’lllll never waaaaaaalk alone …. etc etc for 94 tear stained minutes.

I hate Christmas with a passion – it is a bloody terrible time of year. Why can’t we simply cancel it ….. permanently.

It gets dark early; the shops all charge outrageous prices for utter rubbish; you can’t even walk along the street without some ghastly drunken female vomiting the contents of her smelly fat guts all over her clothes and the…[Read more]

The Sudanese Government probablt think that they are being really really clever punishing a British teacher who is there basically to help educate those children that are still alive.

Take comfort from the fact that the Sudan is one of the poorest countries on earth. It can barely feed most of its population and relies on Internation aid to…[Read more]

Yeah yeah yeah big deal. So fatty gets deported instead of a damn good flogging. Who cares???

Point is: WHAT ABOUT THE EFFING BEAR ??? What’s going to happen to that???

Sharon, this e-mail is basically a piece of internet spam that originated in America and has been spread around “virally”. I have had four copies sent on to me by others over the last few weeks.

Yes dialling 112 can work but in the UK you are still far better off dialling 999 for the emergency services.

For your husband to be’s guide dog:

“Rainbows (She comes everywhere)”

Another busy day in the life of England’s nancy-boy handbag swingers eh?

FOOTNOTE: England’s Rugby players got to the final in the WORLD CUP. What a contrast to the football so-called players who couldn’t even qualify for the European Cup.

…. and we all now know why bubble and squeak is called that… don’t we?????

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

is it just me, or is any one else puzzled by the reason why someone into S&M would buy a dentist chair :roll:

Probably because they know the drill …..boom boom !!!!

Could it be ……..?????

…….. that this is where the word “Scatterbrained” originated from

Who is this mysterious female Ruby???? I think we should be told.

Nonsense …. “Scat” is something you say to a cat when you want it to run away.

@waspish wrote:

……..and theres a real old dog livin in the village shes 39 yr old and has taken to teaching all the young lads what sex is all about shes having two at a time regular… nice girl eh…

There are a few real old dogs like this in JC – should they use perfume???