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It’s always a pleasure to amaze you UGO – and let’s face it, it takes really no effort at all eh?

Don’t you think we should all have the benefit of seeing the lovely & adorable UGO??? come on … post the vid !!!

(It might then have to be moved to the ”Jokes” Forum !!!)

I reckon that it’s that fat git Johnny Vegas???

(Slots = slot machines & Las Vegas is in the desert)

@alan snowman wrote:

sure why not after all i could eat the goat afterwards

That’s a fantastic idea – especially if you curried the Goat.

Why hasn’t anybody thought of this before???

@A resigning BNP member called UGO wrote:

I vote like they say & have Muslim Law ruling this country , Fu/ck the BNP & Combat 18 …yes I resign my membership….. “

@A BNP supporter called UGO wrote:

Do Something Positive VOTE BNP

Of course there’s no contradiction here is there??? Question is: Does he know whether he is coming or going???

Yes Emma, I wondered about that. Problem was that I couldn’t see the significance of the bits that you coloured in Red. Maybe it’s just me.

You could try marking the entire text in yellow – and highlighting the bits that you think are significant???

Fair point Langstraat – kissing it would be a bit gross. I think we could safely assume that it was a girly goat though.

Oh and would it be a fat goat with a big wobbly bum and rolls of flab hanging off its ribs??? This is an important matter you know Thomas, because if the goat wanted to be on top and it was a great big lardbucket of a goat, it…[Read more]

Tsk tsk at your grammar Thomas.

Depends on the goat I guess. If it was sufficiently pretty AND if it gave its full consent …..after all one doesn’t want to be arrested for raping a goat eh???

Without wishing to be unduly pedantic thomas, I paused for 4 minutes !!!

@sunny wrote:

Yep they talk to me and think I’m a dwarf who’s thick

You may wish to think that ….. I couldn’t possibly comment !!!

Your request would be more persuasive if you in turn fixed your grammar.

You can’t beat a good fry up – Eggs, beans, mushrooms, bubble & squeak; sausages; tomatoes; and of course lots of fried bread.

Bugger the exercise !!!!

No Bat – it was Kermit that flounced off and demanded that her account be deleted.

Mind you I could have sworn that the Witch posted that they were ”out of here”. Oh well time will tell.

A deaf cat called ”Paws” ….. yeah right. It’s bloody lucky that it didn’t get the microwave instead. Horrible nasty insanitary creepy things, cats.

My neighbour’s cat is called ”Bastard” and it’s deaf from being shouted at to stop it shitting on my garden. If I had a shotgun … or better still a bloody great starving killer dog ….. !!!!

Mind you… if the BNP lost a third of its membership, nobody would really notice eh???

@Slayer wrote:

Trying to understand if PB’s answers are tongue in cheek or not.

Interestingly- would PB have started a thread which said “Is peadophilia a 21st century crime” and listed the same rationale- its usually one word against another, isnt it?

Interesting point Slayer. Paedophilia has probably always been with us I suspect, but in recent…[Read more]

I thought you’d all like it. Actually it’s really clever the way the entire thing is put together.

Yup, you’re right again !! She’s a dog with puppies.

R THEY LIONS OR DOGS ? :oops: :lol:

As the Americans would say —- they’re puppies !!!