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Very sadly Becky I simply don’t have a solution.

It seems that whatever one group of people come up with, another group howls them down. There doesn’t appear to be a general consensus amongst the public as to what should be done, and I guess that unless and until there is, we are all going to have to put up with an assortment of outrages.

I would like to say how flattered I am at this poll….. even with the unintentional typos, it’s a complete masterpiece – or something.

As for the bastard that voted for me being too Liberal ffs – you are in deep shit as of right now and I’m going to hunt you down and piss on your Weetabix. Effing bloody commie cat lover – your days are numbered !!!

The Home Office said: “We only enforce an individual’s return when satisfied they’re not at risk.”

And there you have it people. His human rights might have been violated or Amnesty International might have alleged that he would be subjected to torture if he was sent back to Somalia, and we couldn’t possibly do that could we???

… and what exactly do you suggest should be done then Becky???

@white witch wrote:

Oh my goodness is this my first telling off on this site …..?

If you could tell me how to re – size it I will …….?

How many times am I allowed to get told off here before I am asked to leave …? :?

The current limit is 483 occasions over a 2 year period. After that we lose patience and get a bit cross. Looks like you…[Read more]

What I really don’t understand about all this ”Ban Smoking” stuff is this … if it really is so bad for you, then why not simply ban the sale of cigarettes (or tobacco generally) altogether???

OK so the Government would lose billions in revenue – but all the time they effectively condone smoking by accepting the taxes on tobacco sales, they…[Read more]

When you’ve found out WW – it might be nice to reduce it in size a bit as it is a little bit big eh???

Unfortunately this poll has the maximum (10) voting options so I can’t add the above one. However, your vote has been noted.

But this is the point Emma. ”They” have thoroughly infiltrated all branches of the Media so that the truth about stuff NEVER even sees the light of day. All stories that ”they” don’t like are spiked and never get told.

Instead we have rubbish about the ‘peoples Princess’ shoved down our throat daily along with BNP ibspired lies about our…[Read more]

Hot news in today’s papers. Apparently Polish laceworkers have been faced with problems selling enough of their lace products to Churches, so they have diversified.

Yet another example…[Read more]

Oh God … I scored 53 points! Oh well back to the drawing board I guess!!!

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@emmalush wrote:

Once one dedicated person, respectable with good enough knowledge comes forward, its difficult for the government to take him out, because he will have all his knowledge with a first class stamp, addressed to all the media, waiting with someone they can trust just incase.

Don’t you think that ”they” have thought of this already?…[Read more]

>> THIS << is my message to all those who don’t take the use of the Apostrophe seriously enough!!!!!

God help us all !!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Just put the computer in the red Volvo ……. and set fire to the bloody lot !!!!!

@nut case wrote:

I know its a couple of years old… sorry, I’m sure the new edition is much more helpfull. You could plan a route far away from all those useless drivers :)

The 2007 Edition includes a page of helpful hints for women drivers.

Hint No 3 is entitled: “How to throw a hissy fit effectively” and is aimed at all those women drivers…[Read more]

@emmalush wrote:

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-4763903241038947095

Weve all seen this done before, but anyone know how its done? There’s no blood.

Very clever illusion isn’t it? I love the US audience response:”I was ….like…..Oh My God …” They would have REALLY screamed if he had included a small container of blood to burst…[Read more]

@Bassingbourne55 wrote:

Land Rover apparently decreed that the word ‘Discoverys’ is the correct plural of their Discovery vehicle.

ploosa change!!

This is because (in the context of it being the brand name of their vehicle) ”Discovery” is a proper noun. They therefore heven’t breached the rules relating to the pluralisation of words ending in…[Read more]

There’s no point in that either DOA – the living will die anyway so why spend resource trying to save them???

Nope, the answer is to let the living die … as they all will eventually anyway. Those that are dead …. forget ’em, they aren’t around to complain are they? Just focus on today and stuff your face with another fat boy’s hamburger & chips.

Quite right Emma – we should all build nuclear fallout shelters in our gardens and equip them with gas masks and tinned bully beef – that’ll exclude Hindus eh? – and packets of pork scratchings – that’ll exclude Moslems eh?? – and loads of condoms – that’ll exclude Roman Catholics eh???

We can lock ourselves in and ride out James Whale’s…[Read more]

@sharongooner wrote:

A delightful read. I signed into my e-mails on my mobile at work today (we dont have the net at work…… we still use carbon paper :oops: ) and to my delight there it was in my inbox!!

A full and hearty report of the year,
it made me laugh, :lol:
it made me cry,
it made me blush, :oops:
it made me sigh :?

Was it all…

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