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@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

That soooo funny pb, and shows how out of touch your are.

I was able to order a £4k mobility scooter without being registered has disabled or giving my age.

http://www.british-mobility.co.uk/20626/35093.html

Yes DOA I am sure that you can order one from numerous outlets – as can any child.

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@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

I don’t know about that.

What do you call a golf cart ?

Er….. a ”golf cart”

@Bunny wrote:

Well Brad Pitt didnt turn up, George Clooneys too drunk on Martini.. guess its Johnny Depp then *swoons* .. if hes not too busy playing pirates !! HEEHEE :wink: :lol: [-o<

Isn’t Johnny Depp more interested in boys than girls ???

The Regulations state that in order to use a mobility scooter ”legally” you MUST be over 14 years old and MUST be registered as disabled. Does that answer the point raised???

Steven – I don’t posts the nominations, all of your friends on here do it. If they consider you a worthy contender then I guess they wil put you forward.

Do you suppose that Steven could get a nomination for dummy spitter of the year?????

Well this is all well and good Dawny, but Cas hasn’t suggested that the driver of this motorised wheelchair was drunk at the time of the accident. Simply that her aged mother got run into by one – and sadly was injured.

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Well apparently this doggy WAS a pit bull type (as has been confirmed by DNA) so I guess it was illegal to possess it – but it was just a lovable cuddly family woofer.

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Hello Steven – nice of you to leave Forum 2 to speak with us for a bit.

@emmalush wrote:

The far left, searchlight/stopthebnp, bbc, new labour etc, hate the BNP with a real passion, maybe PB is one of them? What is your political and social stance PB?

I don’t think I have one Emma – I just like to take the piss out of all of them.

@emmalush wrote:

Saddam got ALL the votes from a 100% turnout. Perfect leader :wink: then blair n bush came along and gatecrashed the party, jealous idiots.

I thought that Saddam missed out on the New Year’s party??? (Mind you he apparently had a swinging time all by himself)

@*Dawny* wrote:

It wasnt directed at you Pats

And I hope it wasn’t directed at me either!!!

I want some more information before I sign up to a petition permanently banning the use of these mobility devices for the disabled. So far none has been forthcoming.

Well, Geoff Adams-Spink – the BBC News website disability affairs correspondent is on the record as saying “Eight fatalities and a thousand injuries last year is not to be sneezed at.”

This begs the question – how many fatalities or injuries ARE to be sneezed at???

@fastcars wrote:

In fact Cas….. because this is quite a serious campaign you are asking us all at JC to help fight for you I have taken the time and trouble to research this and I cant find a mobility scooter that travels above 8mph.

Even the classy “Shoprider Deluxe”… (pictured below) with its all weather canopy and puncture proof tyres can…

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Purely on a point of accuracy Emma – but isn’t it hampsters that go round and round on treadmills in their cages??? I thought that rats lived in sewers etc.

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OK so this is a mobility scooter eh? It doesn’t look too dangerous from the piccy. How exactly did this accident happen?

I mean are we talking about some deranged Grandpa carreering down a pavement mowing down all before him or what?

Forgive my ignorance … but what EXACTLY is a mobility scooter???

There ya go people – another satisfied customer!!!

…and remember ………… we care !!!

@fastcars wrote:

Just a thought PB…. maybe you could alter this poll to ad ugo’s name and then we could let the masses decide who is actually JC’s biggest pervert….. :wink:

Your wish is my command !!!

This is the picture from UGO’s fantasy archive:

…. and this is what ”she” really looks like:

Nice try UGO – but nobody is going to believe you.