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He/she probably doesn’t have the strength to do so.

I’d like to murder my neighbour’s cat ‘cos it keeps on crapping in my garden. Does THAT count???

I see …. so you still put your baseball cap on backwards eh?

What an absolutely amazing singing voice Leona has – and she comes across as such a nice genuine person as well. how can anybody compete with that!!!

She will undoubtedly become an acclaimed…[Read more]

Er… it started off as only millions of animals being killed and a whole long page later on it was billions of animals etc.

I lost the will to live after reading the first 32 paragraphs …. tell me somebody, how does it end?

Sure Mary, but that argument can cut both ways – if you remove all women etc etc.

No hang-ups…[Read more]

It’s the old old story isn’t it? Do you ‘blame’ the prostitute for selling sex or do you blame the ‘customer’ for creating the demand by buying it?

If women in general put it…[Read more]

Who meeeee???? Never !!!

So few people are prepared to make a commitment to each other in marriage these days, it is a pleasure…[Read more]

Actually I think the term ”pwned” is a misspelling of ”pawned”. The user is trying to suggest that they have three balls – i.e. more balls that most other men.

Delighted to hear it terminator, but you’d be surprised at just how many internet users ARE stupid enough to be taken in by these fraudsters.

BTW they usually insert a ”code” into the e-mail to identify which recipient (e-mail address) visits their site, even out of…[Read more]

@Woman wrote:

LOL ForumHostPB lol now you got me laughing now and I hope that you are happy with yourself that I am laughing my butt off lol. :lol: :wink:

‘Woman’, it is always a pleasure to encourage you to laugh, even if it has the effect of making your ”butt” come off. It is just possible that you may be catching on to the English sense of…[Read more]

HOW DARE YOU !!!!! You’ve been away for not far short of a YEAR and you have the cheek to simply say ”Hi I’m back”.

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@angel1 wrote:

tut , me not on there :(:(:( (witey and giz aint a couple no more huff Mr Angel1 and me should be there huff huff hufff )

:):):):) :lol: :lol: :lol:

Don’t talk such utter rubbish Angel. Witey and Gizmo ARE a couple. They are deeply in love and are engaged ffs. The wedding will be in August 2007 – Christ they even announced it on…[Read more]

@emmalush wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

Fraulein emmalush; you’re no better than al Qaeda in that you strive to exploit peoples fears.

A bit like when the political and social leader of our country told us that sadam was going to blow us all up, or al queada in any of the past 2 christamas’s and this one, and on all the 9/11’s since 9/11 etc etc ONE?…

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Maybe these guys should be entered ( one posthumously) for the Darwin Award ???

Read about them here >>> http://darwinawards.com/darwin/

@Woman wrote:

Fist of all Fastcars thire is no such thing as Santa Claus he is not real he is a made up person for the children. And if you belive that thire is really a Santa Claus then more too you and I can see that you have not grown up what so ever. :roll: :roll:

Look here ‘Woman’ – I will NOT tolerate this subversion from you any more.…[Read more]

It’s always better to get started early isn’t it Woman? That way you can finish before he does eh??? Mind you a whole month is taking things a bit far.

(Christ ….. now she’s going to accuse ME of stalking her !!!)

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

The rural community has until 2011 to open a bank account.

Story here.

If they’re quick, there’s still time to buy a peerage before Tony goes in May. They can write a cheque on their Post Office bank accounts.

I read today that one of the murdered prostitutes had a drug habit that was costing her £500 a day.

Obviously she would have to eat, sleep, and so on for several hours in 24.…[Read more]

@nut case wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I wonder how this happened? The story said that they were spending their first night in the house. Could it be that somebody turned off the cold water supply to the hot water tank when the house was previously vacated, and the new occupants didn’t turn it back on again – thus causing it to boil and…

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