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The Turkey gobbles ….. you stuff it ….. you gobble it … and then it stuffs you. Sounds like fun!

BTW, what happened to Hamburgers ‘woman’, I thought that al US citizens had to eat them daily as a mark of their loyalty to the flag???

As always in these matters, this is a media driven issue – the need for an ‘instant story’ with scant regard for the facts.

APPARENTLY he was poisoned. Initially it was DEFINITELY Thallium – it must be true because the media said so. Then it was redioactive Thallium – again this was the ONLY thing that could explain his symptoms …. again…[Read more]

@rubyred wrote:

aye but which one,,!!! the selfish auld coo has 2,,and WOMAN is NO more american than I am,,! i see the deliberate mistakes,,that have NO continuation..

erse !

In oor republic we need no Monarchy ! even auld queens like PB :)

How dare you call me an old Queen Ruby …. you’re pissed again aren’t you???

@emmalush wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

They don’t need to stop at random. They have a camera that reads the number plate, which then tells them if the car is stolen, wanted in connection with a crime, insured, taxed and MOT’d.
That’s when the driver tries to give a false ID, or cannot prove he is who he says he is.

The if he cant provide evidence, he…

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Emma dearie, loads of cars on the DVLA database have been ”sold” on to another person and the change of user hasn’t been notified. Also a legally registered car doesn’t necessarily HAVE to be at or even outside the address at which it is registered.

You can quite legally park your legally registered (but not necessarily insured) car anywhere…[Read more]

@Mr Bigstuff wrote:

Phobos (fear) and phileein (to love) are the roots of those words and they don’t necessarily mean “unnatural” fear or love, otherwise the name “Philip” could be translated as “horse f*cker”.

For God’s sake don’t go giving Owen ideas, he’s bad enough already. :lol: :lol:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

It only takes one to start a thread off on the witch hunt.

Today it is Esmerelda.

One to say….smells of old reg… three to say no it isn’t leave he/she alone…. four to support the original witch hunt poster…. two admins to step in and say give the poster a bit of space…one PB to add a sarcastic remark… six posters…

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Like this you mean ???

Hmmmmm I never did like cats !!!

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

Your Mother cooks socks in hell! :evil:

I think you mean ”Mummy” Owen don’t you? As in ”Your Mummy cooks socks…..”

Here’s another way you can recycle a goat…..

What a splendid idea this goat buying is. My neighbour has a nasty smelly cat that shits in my garden all the time – it doesn’t dare do it in its own garden.

I…[Read more]

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@emmalush wrote:

Someone tell me, why did about 20 million people vote for those parties who think its cool to control us :roll:

YOU GET WHAT YOU VOTE FOR….

Perhaps you don’t mind if yourself, or a member of your family is disabled for life by a uninsured driver?

No … it’s much better to be disabled for life by an insured…[Read more]

At the risk of being thought unnecessarily pedantic …. but shouldn’t that be the other way round???

A Paedophobe has a strong DISlike (or fear) for children and a Paedophile has a strong LIKE (or ”unnatural love”) for children – if as Owen says, we use language correctly !!!

@emmalush wrote:

Someone tell me, why did about 20 million people vote for those parties who think its cool to control us :roll:

YOU GET WHAT YOU VOTE FOR….

What on earth are you talking about Emma …. the BNP DIDN’T get 20 million votes !!!

Then I’d be like the Egyptian and tell my Mummy !!!

It isn’t me … it’s Boris Johnston before his hair grew !!!

That’s very true DOA – got any jobs going, cleaning lavatories??? I think I’m qualified.

Undoubtedly this is the best offer I’ve had all afternoon. I am quite touched by it.

It’s obvious isn’t it DOA? At that age she is probably quite small (compared to say a teenager) …. just the right height to fit inside a chimney.

She probably works for a local plumbing company where she is used as child labour to go up chimney flues and sweep them clean. I expect that they pay her a pittance to do this before going on to…[Read more]