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You’re quite right Fasty – there are a few serial ”leavers” here who make an enormous song & dance about insisting that their accounts are deleted (and all their posts as well) and they leave in a blaze of glory with much begging ”please don’t go” snivel sniff boo hoo etc.

Often their ”leaving statement” is laced with a few vitriolic digs…[Read more]

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@emmalush wrote:

The point is, that these “political” people are like cameleon’s, they change their appearence like a stripper, desperate to keep their clothes of power and money switched on.

If the government did not bend to the will of the electorate it wouldn’t be a elected government. It would be a dictatorship! :roll:

Sadly…[Read more]

But Emma – David ”blind pugh” Blunkett has flatly denied ever saying this to the prison governor …. and we all believe every word he says dont we? I said …. DON’T WE ???????

@Twilight wrote:

I’m new too so I’m hoping people will be nice to me too. It’s hard going into a community where most people know one another but don’t worry, I have tough old boots. 8-[

Hello tough old boot !!! :wink:

Blimey Emma !!! Allah was a paedophile eh? You sure know how to live dangerously.

Psssst – want to buy some great life insurance ???

You want a fight ya lily livered pinko pot-smoking poof – piss off into the fight board and start one. Go on – sod off and moan in there for a change and take yer whingeing groupies with you.!

Forgive me if i have this wrong Sharon – but the lovely Madonna isn’t exactly childless is she. I believe that she has two of her own already. She and her ever loving, loyal faithful husband are NOT a childless couple are they? Not for them the battles with numerous agencies eh? Just get your personal assistant and her team to organise the whole…[Read more]

@Squeezy wrote:

Hehe – I thought so :wink:

I’m impressed that PB hasn’t removed it yet 8) :D

I couldn’t do it Squeezy ‘cos i clicked my heels three times and suddenly ….. whoops …. I went and ****ed myself. Bloody painful I can tell you. Don’t know how you women put up with it.

Well there is the awful thought that this apparently adopted baby is some sort of fashion accessory. If so, I wonder what will happen when the fashion changes. Will she fly it back to the orphanage in her private jet???

I’d rather sprinkle dead cats on the lawn – especially the neighbour’s one.

Sure Tommy – although before skinning it, they usually stun the cat first with a sort of wooden club with a knobbly end. The bash the cat between the eyes (so it can see it coming I guess) and when its little eyes roll up into its head, they know it is unconcious and ready for skinning.

I reckon that this is less painful for the cat compared…[Read more]

@emmalush wrote:

“….Britain is not a christian country…. “

Oh dear Emma – I suspect that you may have overstepped the mark a little bit with this statement, we shall see.

I still think that they should all wear Balaclava helmets … .especially the ugly ones.

I’m not so sure about curried cat Tommy, I reckon that the curry masks the delicate flavour of the cat meat.

However, the locals have found that cats are much easier to catch than rabbits and there is more meat on ’em AND they…[Read more]

In the far East, don’t they dip cats on boiling water so that the skin/fur can be peeled off more easily?? Hey .. they only scream a little bit, until they are fully immersed, and apparently they taste delicious.

@Tommy wrote:

I like Ugo.

White Power!

Isn’t that a washing machine powder???

@Bad Manners wrote:

It’s the people that take hissy fits, and go running to the Admin pointing out all the “Abusive” threads that have done that.

How very very true BM. If I had £1 for every time some ‘serial complainers’ can’t wait to send me the URL for another user’s posts and demanding that they be deleted……………. !!!!

If you want to leave us Lambrini all you need to do is to refrain from signing in to the boards and whooosh – just like that, you’ve gone – never to post or to be seen again.

There is no need to delete an account with all its attached posts as this makes a terrible mess of the database and renders a lot of threads unintelligible. The account and…[Read more]

@Tommy wrote:

To get rid of Foxes, PB

Just wait until you see them..

Then shoot the b*stards!

I hate foxes.

You could always buy a red uniform, a pack of dogs and a horse, PB. :wink:

That’s one helluvan idea Tommy – problem is that if I started loosing off at the local foxes or cats with a 12 bore, the neighbours might throw a wobbler. You…[Read more]

Bloody nasty creatures … ugh !! They should all be done away with and made into fertiliser.