• @Tiler wrote:

    All the excuses in the world won’t alter the fact that the Israeli’s are killing and murderering men women and children in a country they are occupying by force, Israel was born in terrorism, ruled by terrorists and is still a terrorist state, it seems the only way to stop it, is to target them as terrorists,

    A coalition to invade…

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  • Yes this is all fascinating Mr B but now let’s try to live in the real world shall we???

    @Mr Bigstuff wrote:

    Sorry PB but your analysis defies logic. You’re basically saying that international law and human rights don’t matter. If you follow that argument to its logical conclusion then the genocide that Milosevic tried to carry out in Kosovo was…

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  • Ruby, as others have said more eloquently before me, we are getting utterly bored with ‘Palestinian’ history lessons. OK the history is quite interesting, but we are still awaiting the lesson.

    Droning on about the US supporting Israel is simply stating the bleeding obvious. So the Palestinians also have their (Arab) supporters as well. Looks like…[Read more]

  • Sorry but I really don’t agree with your analysis Mr B. OK I know you are really sympathetic to the Palestinian cause etc etc and they seem to be able to do no wrong – whoever they murder and however many they murder, where they murder them and even how they murder them. OK they whinge on and on about their human rights and how terribly Israel has…[Read more]

  • ForumHostPB replied to the topic Apples in the board Off Topic Chat 20 years, 1 month ago

    May I add to ”The Hoff’s” suggestion – substitute an apple with an egg – in the interests of science of course.

    Simply place the raw egg IN ITS UNBROKEN SHELL into the microwave and turn it on full power for say 3 minutes.

    As before neither JustChat or its Staff accept any legal liability for any loss, injury, or damage howsoever caused to…[Read more]

  • @Magoo wrote:

    @ForumHostPB wrote:

    Yes Emma – what are they accused of and by whom???

    Who actually is the prosecuting authority….. the Government….. the Police….. The CPS….. Her Majesty’s Revenue & Customs…… who?????

    Don’t they all equate to the same thing? Employees of the Crown? And isn’t the Crown really the Government of the…

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  • Yes Emma – what are they accused of and by whom???

    Who actually is the prosecuting authority….. the Government….. the Police….. The CPS….. Her Majesty’s Revenue & Customs…… who?????

  • ForumHostPB replied to the topic chat guides in the board Off topic chat 20 years, 1 month ago

    Sorry Cath but as Owen says this stuff os Top Secret and if we told you that we met up in Liverpool in March this year ……. we’d have to kill you.

    So the answer to your question is …… Martin “The Hoff” Reed doesn’t actually exist, he is a computer generated virtual ChatHost. Equally the team of ChatGuides are generated by a skillfully…[Read more]

  • Or alternatively…… Proves my point though. You denounce the Israelis but history will vindicate them just like Mandela, Ben Gurion, Kenyatta, etc.

  • @Jenny.. wrote:

    is any body getting bored with this scottish and british thing????

    what is so big that each side does not get along.???????

    Well there’s nothing very big under a big girlie Scotsman’s kilt that’s for sure !!!

  • ForumHostPB replied to the topic Real or Fake in the board Off topic chat 20 years, 1 month ago

    No man wants to see a woman with tits like Spaniel’s ears.

    We all want women with ”Rawhide” tits………
    (point ’em up….head ’em out …..Raaaawhiiieeede !!!!).

  • I’m afraid that the Scottish national problems all stem from the men all being a bunch of drunken skirt wearing, sheep shaggers.

    If they only drank in moderation and laid off the sheep a bit we could forgive them their skirts. I mean it’s not as if they even wear underpants ffs!!!

    It’s no wonder that the Scottish women cackle so loudly and are…[Read more]

  • @rubyred wrote:

    and please can we “stop” the kippering jokes,,it belittles a real argument and makes it all ever SOOO trivialistic,,I dont happen to find these issues remotely funny and deserving of all this ! thanks,,!

    I think that Ruby should be kippered – assuming that she hasn’t kippered herself with a wee dram or 10 of sherry first !!!

  • @The Observer wrote:

    So what you are saying Drivel, is that it could be a game of three halves:

    C’mon ENGLAND – C’mon BECKY – C’mon ENGLAND :lol:

    C’mon Becky, lets be having you…..Where are you!!!????

    Well if you are right, she couldn’t cheer England on at half time as she would be otherwise occupied !!!

  • Look Cath – somebody has to do the sarcasm round here and that task has fallen to me to perform OK?

    And I don’t agree that my comment was inane. It might have been stating the bloody obvious, true, but since when was that a criminal offence???

  • @AbitofMary_J wrote:

    ,…. don’t say TT or Soulie or ill wet me pants lol

    No change there then Mary eh?????

  • Eggzactly !!! Oh and don’t forget Becky, there is a half time break. A quarter of an hour should be just enough time for you to ”do something nice” for him so that he is suitably relaxed to enjoy the second half of the game.

    FFS – what is it with women these days. Moan moan moan, all they want to do is to go out and spend their husband’s hard…[Read more]

  • @cath 55 wrote:

    i would just like to throw this into the ‘pot’……..whilst paedophiles and other such nasty people r getting there ‘rehabilitation’ and there so called life sentences, just spare a thought for their vicitims……..their life sentence is exactly what it says life!!!!!!!

    hugggsssssssss xxxxx

    This of course doesn’t apply to…[Read more]

  • These soundbites from dear kind Emmaslush are worthy of Alastair Campbell at his best.

    “Governments are a problem, but many mouths keep the starving starved.”

    “Whilst we live in paradise, it is a must to help in any way.”

    “I wonder if its better for the globalised world to keep poor people poor.”

    They are as meaningless as they are…[Read more]

  • @cath 55 wrote:

    Isnt it funny we complain about people talking in another language in our country and yet we expect everyone to speak english when we go abroad??? :roll: :roll:

    hugssssssssssss xxxxx

    Communicating with foreigners is simple. You speak slowly and loudly and punctuate your comments with a sharp tap on the back of the head with a…[Read more]

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