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If you steal they chop off your hand. If you appeal against sentence and your appeal is successful they sew it back on again.

Can’t say fairer than that !!!

I know it was an innocent typo – but I thought that ”dumbusters” was pretty funny.

@pikey wrote:

So, it was a shite idea, people pointed it out and it got dropped? That’s terrible. I must admit, I used to enjoy the traditional Tory it was a shite idea, people pointed it out and they did it anyway to hilarious effect. That Poll Tax had me chuckling for months.

I think you’re really an undercover Labour activist, here to convince…

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In fact ”the North” starts at Watford (in Hertfordshire for the ignorant Northern gits).

This is because all signs in London that point northwards clearly say ”Watford and the North”. Surely everybody knows that !!!

Cath, I’m amazed that you can summon up the energy to care much less to show any interest.

I think that she’s…[Read more]

Oh dear oh dear – it looks as though this new initiative has failed even before it’s been launched.

I wonder how the New Labour…[Read more]

Oh God – Mandlebum – what a ghastly old queen he is. I wonder why he is such close friends with dear Tony (the failed musician)?

@Mr Bigstuff wrote:

……It’s all well and good people talking about negotiated peace deals but which side is refusing to negotiate?

I was idly listening to a news programme this evening when my ears pricked up to hear that Hamas was refusing to get involved in or support the latest referendum in Palestine organised by the Palestinian Authority…[Read more]

Oh and I spotted this one today Emma – it’s a real cracker. Owen is going to just love it.

Well it was called…[Read more]

Do you know Emmalush I absolutely agree with your point of view on this one.

Guess who is going to be responsible for implementing them??? LOCAL AUTHORITIES – that’s…[Read more]

Very true Pikey. All the Arabs do is moan and whinge about how unfair it all is whilst the Jews get on and develop their bit of desert, grow crops build businesses and so on.

Meanwhile the Palestinians continue to live like pigs constantly begging for International financial handouts and blaming everybody but themselves for the mess they’re in.

She might however be having a relationship with a Sultan – you never know. But as it was nearly a year ago I think we can all safely assume that they have split up with as much animosity as possible and both now have new partners.

Wouldn’t it be fun if she came back again to ask our collective advice on how to end her next relationship????

@Mr Bigstuff wrote:

So the family having a picnic were secretly hiding missiles in their sandwiches?

Or alternatively, the Palestinian terrorist murderers were callously preparing yet another Quassam rocket attack and simply didn’t give a damn that there were civilians around them who might be killed if the Israelis spotted them and opened fire…[Read more]

I do think all this ‘make the public’ responsible stuff is yet another one of Uncle Tony’s failed initiatives – failed before they have started that is.

The Police constantly preach the message ”Do NOT take the law into your own hands. Let us deal with criminality.” So is this month’s Home Secretary advocating that the public ‘have a go’?????

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

…You clearly don’t care for the Palestinian family who were shelled by the Isreali Army because they were having a picnic on the beach.

Well on digging a little bit further into all this some surprising facts emerge.

It now seems that Israel has been firing hundreds of shells into northern Gaza practically every day. This…[Read more]

They twigged that one after a bit and all cut their hair short and became lezzers instead.

@Pete wrote:

… god help us when the oil runs out

Well He won’t – so we’ll just have to harness all the hot air spouted by politicians to provide our energy needs.

Dear oh dear – small berries (as you call them) are currants. This stupid demented woman wants to bore everybody to death about her pointless and failing relationship with her partner – not with a currant ffs !!!

As it happened nearly a year ago now, hopefully the male concerned (unless she was a lezzer) has moved on and found somebody a bit less…[Read more]

Why is it that ”fucks” always seem to fly??? (Who gives a flying…….. etc).

@cath 55 wrote:

…sky i wish you the strength to make ur decision what ever that is and I will be thinking of you xx

hugssssssssssss sky xxxxxxx

Cath, this thread was put up nearly a year ago and the author hasn’t bothered herself to respond to any of the advice our resident agony Aunts & Uncles have offered.

Nice of you to try but probably…[Read more]