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@Mr Bigstuff wrote:

Who would want that mad old witch back in power?

Well we could always have another few years of ”Two Shags” aka Lord Croquet, and his guitar playing chum Tony. Why not bring back the fragrant Peter Mandlebum into the bargain. He could use Dorneywood and keep a stable of nice boys there for his assortment of pleasures when…[Read more]

Ummmm… anti-BNP links eh?…. but the media ARE full of it. It’s just that any paper that publishes anything you don’t agree with is dismissed out of hand as ”Fascist” etc etc (forgive me if I yawn here but it does get a tiny bit repetitive).

I’ve never quite understood why you (amongst others) bleat on endlessly about ”get me proof”. This…[Read more]

For all you doggy lovers, here is a charming little movie all about dog love featuring a nice little pitbull.

I was particularly impressed by the male dog’s reaction at the end. He would make a really good football supporter eh?

@emmalush wrote:

…..False election address??? Are you going to make a fool of yourself again pb, or do you have proof?

Well EmmaBNP we did this ”do you have proof” stuff before but here we go again with some facts.

At least six British National Party candidates in the local elections stood under false addresses to get round electoral law. The…[Read more]

Well it sure seems that the BNP has more than its fair share of members who are convicted criminals, known perverts and false election address users eh?

Do any of them play croquet perchance???

@Mr Amphibian wrote:

..I wish PB WOULD comment on this thread. It’s sure to be funny/irreverent/irrelevant and narcissistic. :lol: :lol: :lol:

You flatter me unnecessarily Mr A….. however…. i was moved to remark upon the amazing similarity between dogs and their owners. I mean have you ever noticed that fat athsmatic Poodles that waddle…[Read more]

This thread is sooooo tempting….. but I’ll resist.

The hell with it – just piss in their coffee anyway. Squatting isn’t an issue is it?

@dee wrote:

:shock: :shock: :shock: please tell me you’re being ironic PB, I really couldn’t bare the thought of you being supportive towards your uses :lol:

and for the record………I’m fat :lol:

I have many uses Dee and being supportive is one of them. As you know, I don’t do irony !!!

You hate the job; you hate the company; you hate your boss; you hate your colleagues. No problem the solution is easy.

Oh and in the meantime you can piss…[Read more]

@waterloocentral wrote:

:lol:

Hi there,
I need your help! I’m hoping to speak to big women who aren’t ashamed of their size. I am trying to put together a positive feature on how size doesn’t have to stop women feeling happy and sexy or having great relationships with men.
I want to hear from you!!!

You’ve probably got the wrong message boards if…[Read more]

The only downside of ‘Engerlund’ losing any game in the World Cup is the endless hours of utter bollocks that will be spoken by the so-called TV pundits – a bunch of yesterday’s armchair warriors.

It will be ”we was robbed”; the refereee was soooooo unfair; if ***** hadn’t missed the goal totally we’d have scored and won; ****** wasn’t offside…[Read more]

With a bit of luck England will lose heavily to Outer Mongolia ‘B’ team, the players will all get arrested for gang raping underage girls in their hotel rooms and thus get sent home in disgrace.

The assortment of fans will all get arrested and deported / imprisoned for knifing old age pensioners, rioting in the streets, screaming ”Seig Heil” at…[Read more]

Yes and we need to know if it will be a ”white” wedding – morning suits for the men of course and big hats for the ladies.

God we all need to know this stuff so that we can plan and clear…[Read more]

What you’ve just read Ladies & Gentlemen, is the side effect of Junior Aspirin.

CIRCULAR LETTER TO ALL CREDITORS:

If you wish to be paid, may we suggest that you take a trip to Ystradgynlais, Nr.Swansea, South Wales where you might find…[Read more]

…. or more junk mail !!!

She can’t be a proper football supporter – she isn’t wearing Burberry or hoop earrings.

Isn’t it a bit strange that this story (about a Dutch group) should be published in an Australian newspaper??? Why publish it on the other side of the world?

@emmalush wrote:

…… Maybe there just educating themselves for a holly war on non muslims :(
Koran: “fight those of the unbelievers, and show them how harsh you can be”.

I think you have the answer Emmaplonker – we should have a holly war, maybe with a few sprigs of mistletoe thrown in. We could all scratch ourselves with the holly then kiss &…[Read more]