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@*Dawny* wrote:

This sort of thread makes my blood boil ffs, no one posts a thread saying they hate the english do they, so why do 1 about the welsh :evil:

Because they can I guess.

Anyway nobody like the Welsh – a nation of stunted miners and sheep shaggers.

I have noticed that the posting process is substantially slower with the new version of the Boards than with the old one – and I am on 8 Meg Broadband so it sure isn’t my router.

The double posting is mainly from the female users – could it be that they are ”flicking” their mouse button??? I understand that some of them are, unlike men, quite…[Read more]

Oh !!! Sorry Gyps – its’s just that with all these meets going on and a miscellaneous assortment of weddings, relationships, and shagging taking place everywhere I thought that you and Pete were slipping off for a dirty weekend at UGO’s.

Whatever it is you’ve been taking Ruby – can you share it around????

Seen Saturday on a packet of Sainsbury’s Cod Mornay….”Warning – this product contains fish”.

Oh silly me, I thought Cod Mornay contained Roast Beef!!!

It’s a female thing – the men are more patient !!!

@kevin wrote:

at the weekend
i really don’t like the welsh any tips?

Don’t wear corduroy trousers – the Welsh find them strangely attractive.

@Captain Charisma wrote:

i wud like 2 thank god for blessin me with a 13in prime meat sub :D

I would like to thank God for not striking Captain Floppy dead for telling such obvious lies.

You shy??? Hmmm that’s a new one :lol: :lol: :lol:

These boards aren’t ”clicky” – just don’t upset the ”Sisterhood”. (Don’t ask !!!).

Just make sure that you don’t tell anybody if your real name is Geoff or if you go hunting – ffs don’t mention Trapps. then all wil be well. (Again – don’t ask !!).

I ought to thank Marty for thanking himself – but as he’s an Aussie C*nt he can get stuffed.

I agree with Drivel’s drivel. The answer is ”YES” but in certain circumstances ”NO”.

That’s pretty cool UGO – are Gyps & Pete getting married or something???

No it’s Lucky licky….. licky Lucky. :lol: :lol:

Quite right too Mrs Clean…. we can’t abide semi literate ranters gobbing off when they can’t even get their grammar right, much less their spelling.

@token_male wrote:

does the term “rack off” still get used in Australia?

i remember it being the “in” word on neighbours a few years back before i stopped watching it

I think you mean ”Jack off” …. which term refers to the average Aussie’s sex life.

Kevin – have you met ’emmalush’ yet??? I have a feeling that you two would get along real fine !!!

I was kinda hoping that the phrase ”Aussie C*nt” would work its way in here – but there’s still time.

So are the BNP going the same way as the Liberals – with a similarly assorted collection of homo-porn stars , sodomites, and coprophiliacs as their members.

Maybe they could have a joint party political broadcast (or even a partly political broadcast?) with each one taking it in turns to shag the other up the shitter on camera, whilst shouting…[Read more]

Well I enjoyed last night’s Part 2 as much as Part 1. I think that because we by then knew who had done what (in the terms of the ‘story’ ). It was really a matter of watching the legal process take its course. Maybe that was why the tone and flavour of Part 2 was not quite as enthralling as Part 1, but still as compulsive in an awful sort of…[Read more]