ForumHostPB

Gee I wish I was only 50 Emma but time marches on huh?

Oh and I’ve never claimed to be a size 12.

@The Observer wrote:

I hope you are not worried that I will come out, on top :wink:

She’s worried that you might just come out !!!

@The Observer wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I’m sure you’re right Tommy, but misrepresentation is still misrepresentation – innocent or otherwise.

Would you consider ‘missrepresentation’ to be a misrepresentation of ‘misrepresentation’?

Innocent or otherwise. :)

Yes, provided that this was actually her name. If not then of course it is a misleading…[Read more]

I’m sure you’re right Tommy, but misrepresentation is still misrepresentation – innocent or otherwise.

I expect that there’s a queue outside the Trading Standards Office by now.

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

Are you suggesting Emma is a bit of a fatty??

Couldn’t she be sued for breaching “the sales of goods act”? Surely her avatar is misleading!

I suspect that the Trade Descriptions Act 1968 is the appropriate piece of legislation here.

The avatar and the siggy pic are both intentionally misleading in that they portray a slim and…[Read more]

I hope you’ve got the staircase reinforced now Emma.

G’night fatty.

@Geoff wrote:

Does my bum look big in blue text?

Not as big as some :lol: :lol: :lol:

@DizzyBrunette wrote:

PB

i havent been ars ed to come on since page 1

so im replying from then..

do keep up plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Emma xx

Me keep up FFS !!! – we are over 140 posts and 10 pages further on and all you can think about is your alleged size. Hmmmmm !!!!

@DizzyBrunette wrote:

PB

i think you are seriously becoming obsessed with my size …

and no i aint gonna send you a pic ffs

:lol:

Emma

????? WTF !!!

Hello??? Hello???? Is anyone at home ????

It is a very sensible and coherent thread – even if it is laced heavily with irony.

(PS: so far the poet hasn’t noticed his/her work has been ”edited” Some bloody poet huh???).

Tommy, I think that Babbling Blonde has a teenage crush on you – your first and very own stalker.

I wonder how she cooks rabbits???

Well the ”peom” has a whole different meaning now huh???

Sorry people…. but it had to be done !!!

Er….. what’s a ”peom” when it’s at heom ???

Shouldn’t this thread be called ”Barebottom Mounting” ???

Buggered if I know. Maybe I am Number 12 – or is that size 12???

Who is Emma????

I shouldn’t bother – the pubs have been open for hours now and he’ll be too pissed to stand.

He will go into denial mode of course.

BTW check out the picture on the bedside cabinet – proof if ever proof were needed !!!