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…. and still the dysfunctional Gordonius Brownius, complete with pancake makeup, struggles on in full denial that there is any sort of an issue.

Pity that Caroline Flint has gone, I quite fancied her.Most of ’em are just plug ugly – Margaret Beckett is a triumph of the embalmer’s art.

I got half way through that lot and lost the will to live!!!

@will wrote:

i wonder if that applys to hell to

I expect you’ll find out in due course, will.

They might prefer it if you didn’t sleep at all …. will !!!

You just couldn’t make it up could you? Following her surprise defeat on Saturday night, today’s news tells us that Susan Boyle has been deemed under the Mental Health Acts and carted off to a clinic to “recuperate”.

Mind you she is a great advertisement for cat…[Read more]

Maybe the thread title should be “Jesus finds pic of WooHoo” ???

For those worried about the prospect of blasphemy …… the “Jesus” referred to is in fact Jesus Santiago ….. a Spanish waiter in Skegness.

@peanut wrote:

Can’t wait to visit Clacton-on-Sea… Wedding.. Honeymoon.. Fish*n*Chips and a Donkey ride…. what more could a girl ask for :lol: :wink:

Er …. is a “Donkey ride” slang for something ???? :oops: :oops: :oops:

@peanut wrote:

Each to their own i say….. It is really up to her what she does with her body.

On a point of accuracy ….. it’s more about what someone else has done with her body eh?????

When I first saw her, she reminded me of the ugly brother in The Goonies…….

……. but when she sang ……..!!!!!

@maybe wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I’d go back to the early 1960’s (the golden age of pop music) – to my shared flat in London and re-live all the excellent times I had …. BUT …. armed with the knowledge and life experience I have today.

Why am i having visions of you in an orange vw camper with flowers in ya hair,and john lennon glasses,…

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I’d go back to the early 1960’s (the golden age of pop music) – to my shared flat in London and re-live all the excellent times I had …. BUT …. armed with the knowledge and life experience I have today.

Wilma, I suspect that the problem is caused by your “Java” cache – which is what remembers your last user name for example. This has occasionally happened to me and my cure is to clean out all the temporary internet files & internet & Java cache (using Window Washer – see above).

The other issue…[Read more]

It probably wasn’t your (direct) fault Termy. What often happens is that you load a piece of software onto your computer – as we all do from time to time.

Sometimes, there are several ‘tick boxes’ which are on pages shown to you during the installation process – “Create a desktop shortcut” is a typical one or “Create quick launch in the…[Read more]

There isn’t an “Ankle Biter” option …. shall I add one???

@blonde_55 wrote:

I’m sure but obviously I don’t have a proxy server, I’ve been ill, look rough and just want a bit of a seeing to…

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……. and when they lose (quite rightly too) what do these loyal fans do???? They moan and whine like bi tches and blame the manager – not the players mind you, but the manager.

I watched them on the TV … crying ffs!!! I mean – REALLY. What a bunch of spineless wimps. Toon Army ??? – yeah right – couldn’t fight their way out of a paper bag.

@Melody wrote:

1) his daughter is 48 and has a step mother half her age
2) the inhertance goes to his wife and her other children who she left in thailand to come to the uk
3) shes a gold digger

Well that’s pretty unfair & biased huh?

1. Having a stepmother half her age oughtn’t to be an issue for a caring daughter – might be for a lealous…[Read more]

What a cracking idea eh? At the ripe old age of 70, being able to have a tasty young Thai girl in bed with you every night….. mmmmmm THAT’LL keep the cold out.

Lucky sod !!!

er ….. Geordie dingbat !!!

A medical reference book called “Twins – case studies for the 20th Century” by Dr Joseph Mengele.