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Yes Greebo -you are quite right and Adeboje has totally missed the point (as it were). Sian clearly didn’t!!!

Maybe all this mutual hatred stuff is in fact an enormous bluff and they have been playing…[Read more]

Polly

(as in Polly the parrot – originally called ‘Onan’ ‘cos it kept spilling its seed on the floor).

Awwwww – isn’t this sooooo sweet. Bless them all, they’ve all kissed and made up. No more handbags – no more snide remarks about being a fatguts – no more comments about being a common slapper.

Aaaaaaaaahh This is soooooo peaceful – zzzzzzzzzzzz

Milly

(as in “By Gad I could shag young Milly sensless”).

Filly

(as in ”By Gad I could shag that young filly senseless”).

willy

(what Father Christmas only uses once a year lol)

Well if it’s the same bloke, he held up a small sub post office in Wallington, Surrey with a shotgun. He shot the elderly postmaster in the leg (which later had to be amputated) and stole some £250. Enough to sort out his next fix or two anyway.

He was grassed up to the Police by his girlfriend – Waynetts Clump – ‘cos she accused him of raping a…[Read more]

kill

(as in kill bloody Father Christmas)

Yup – I am an expert tosser !!!!!

tilt

silt

334.3 – eventually, but I couldn’t hit the bloody mooing reindeer !!!

@The full and unedited news story wrote:

British woman swallows cock in blow job row

A woman’s row with her boyfriend about a blow job suddenly went quiet – when she swallowed his cock whole.

Police in said they were called out by a man who said his girlfriend was having trouble breathing.

When they arrived at the house, they found his cock…

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Is he the same Tony Maidens that got sent to HM Prison Strangeways for armed robbery a little while ago???

@pikey wrote:

My pikey gaze has been drawn to a certain inconsistency…

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Oh and Lambers – The good Inspector has only got the one account / user name so he isn’t hiding behind an alias as you wrongly think.

@But on another thread, ForumHostPB wrote:

As it happens I know exactly who Inspector Closeau is, and it [is] one of the…

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I’ve been told that she is the same age as Rosie.

Well it’s just that the venomous Veronica admired your hair so.

(BTW – What do you look like without the wig???)

@Squeezy wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

@Robyn wrote:

who’s midge ure? :?

lol he was lead singer in a band called ultravox, back in the 80’s :oops:

an im gonna keep on dribblin round these bl00dy fight threads till ppl stop fightin :evil:

You’ll have to dribble a fair bit then lol….. :shock: :lol:

Sian probably dribbled a bit too after her…[Read more]

@sue wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Have I missed something here??? I see that the lovely Ugo has edited his original post – what on earth can he have said to inflame the ”sisterhood” so???

Reading between the lines – did he suggest that he did ”Did”???… or maybe he didn’t do ”Did” as was said later. So did he do ”Did” or didn’t he do ”Did”…

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@*Dawny* wrote:

did i mention i once touched midge ure’s hair?????????????????

Speaking of pubic hair…………. whose pubic hair was attached to the object of Sian’s attentions (see many many pages ago)??????