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@Lambrini ‘lost the plot completely’ Girl wrote:

@Geoff wrote:

BUMP

***** ******* anyone?

You are one of the nastiest piece of Hot Chocolate ever to grace this earth. Made you feel good that, did it? Big obnoxious Geoff, trying his best to get one over ……….. Pathetic.

Is that how you spent your “night out”?

I am seriously considering…

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Marmalade on sausages is utterly delicious.

@DizzyBrunette wrote:

why the fook do peeps do threads saying im going to wash me hair, have a bath, go the pub…..

are we really interested??? most of us dont even read the thread and notice that they have gone… and do we really care?????

me………….. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Emma xx

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@Becky wrote:

and nice thing about TAD she says her mind ………….

The nicer thing is that she has one…………!

@Soulie wrote:

lol tiggy, you are worse then me for going out with strange women :P well not saying they are all strange, just those that come in jars

I didn’t know that women could come in jars – what do they do with it afterwards???

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Thanks Cas – and the same to you and yours.

Christmas started well this year – our next door but one neighbour died yesterday. That’s one less person to send a Christmas card to.

@Soulie wrote:

“……..what do I do??……. do I be firm and hard ???…… she’s home alone tonight,…. if I fancy going up (her) ???

Contained within your post is the answer to all your dreams Soulie.

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EDITORS COMMENT:

The effing and blinding is necessary to fully convey the hidden meaning behind this poem. As such it is a work of art and therefore the appalling bad language is fully fu/cking justified.

I know who it is……it’s…….er …….. Lolita???

Please Sir – may I have an internet lover for Christmas – don’t care what her name begins with – and I promise not to tell my wife or child about it?

Well she likes your hair Racquel.

BTW where did you get it???

@acebabe25f wrote:

PB u keep going on about how sad it is but u come back for more and more pmsl.

and F1 chicks are the sexy ones xox

Forum 1 ”chicks” sexy ???????

Those that are temporarily sober are obese, the remainder you wouldn’t touch with someone else’s bargepole.

I think she means you ”chav” !!!

@RidingMountians2 wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@ugo wrote:

HI ugo`s the name & beers the game ,

My advice is to venture onto our more mature boards in forum three , Its a great laugh but I must warn you if your easily offended then stay in here lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :lol: 8)

Rough translation:

”I’m a rude bastard and I don’t…

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Maybe…… but through a total lack of practice you’ll still not be able to pee standing up without splashing your shoes.

Ugo – you’re not too overweight !

There was that nice enough???

@ugo wrote:

HI ugo`s the name & beers the game ,

My advice is to venture onto our more mature boards in forum three , Its a great laugh but I must warn you if your easily offended then stay in here lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :lol: 8)

Rough translation:

”I’m a rude bastard and I don’t care. If you buy me beers and keep your gob shut, I’ll let…[Read more]

@RidingMountians2 wrote:

@kentlass19 wrote:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

thanks very much!

Sorry it is just the hunky picture of a bloke with a 20 pack confusing my addled brain My Appologies young lady

It’s OK – kentlass is getting a bit gender confused at this time of year.

@acebabe25f wrote:

PB aww yes we no how much u love this post.

mwahh to f1 sexy chicks xoxo.

(Sexy chicks ???? They’re not sexy chicks – they’re old hens !!!)

Jesus effing Christ – do I love the post ?????? My lips are sore from all the air kissing going on.

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That’s to make the words sound more realistic.

@acebabe25f wrote:

mwahh to all from jc xoxox

Oh mwahh acebabe….mwahh……oh my god….. its so like……real