ForumHostPB

Hang on a mo. Why am I apologising????? I’m supposed to be getting a message board fight going. Hmmmmmm !!!

@Lambrini Girl wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

10. Lambrini Girl is a demented bunny boiler who can’t let go.

Very perceptive of you PB …. Although I am disappointed with the lower ranking!

*Brings pot to the boil* :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Sorry about the ranking – it was an unintentional slur on your otherwise good character.

@PATS wrote:

:twisted: yeh.u mite well urmmmmmmm………u want attitude……ask the ponces in forum 3 whos the biatxch not to mess wiv. :twisted:

Well apparently its ForumHostCL as I hear it ….. not you !!! They say your a bit of a softy (behind you back of course).

Er…………. !!! Ummmmm !!!

OK – to keep the fight going a bit as its Sunday and I’m a bit bored…………

4. Pats can’t spell and has a bad attitude…[Read more]

Following a protest, can I make it clear that the Umpires scored last night’s fight as a draw.

(PS: Tesco wine really is…[Read more]

Well Emma – its what the ‘customers’ want. Over 900 views to this post and the viewing rate really shot up when you and Robbo came out fighting.

Once everybody retires to their respective corners muttering and cursing under their breath, users sign off again. C’est la vie huh?

Morning Robbo – yes your dead right there, its an age thing. Problem is that my boredom threshold get lower and lower as the years pass and I need to be kept amused or entertained.

Your little spat with the lovely Emma was pretty good. A few nasty body blows, an acid retort (well what passed for acid anyway),and some broad based (and rather…[Read more]

Can you go back to fighting please – its much more interesting.

So, back to the plot.

(You don’t suppose that she’s attention seeking do you?????).

WellI think that if you’re going to post all this lovelorn weepy personal stuff then you should go the whole hog.

How about posting ALL the really personal intimate details of your private life as well, not just the weepy ”OMG I’m soooooo sorry” stuff. That way we can all rake over it and tell you where it all went wrong etc etc.

Moi ?????

They probably won’t molt either.

Moi ???? Serious ???? I should think so !!!

I wonder how many others were taken in and Googled for more information on African blowflies??? Come on, own up people !!!

Oh dear !!! My awful sense of humour is getting me into trouble again !!!

Actually I just invented that bit about African blowflies on the spur of the moment. Got you all going though didn’t it ????

They’re African blowfly larvae. They eat their way through the flesh of the host (human or animal as the case may be) and eventually hatch into blowflies.

This batch look as if they are in the process of wriggling to freedom – and hatching.

@*Sian* wrote:

I got a G in maffs whats up wid ya :roll:

Was that a ”G” as in ”Gawd – she spelt her name correctly on the exam paper” ?????

I have to say that I sometimes wonder if certain users (and they know who they are) are unable to type into this Board without the use of expletives.

Is it a lack of education, or a lack of imagination – i don’t know. But there are thousands of adjectives that can be used to convey meaning without using the same old tired and overused four letter ones.

Hmmmm – well we are beginning to get there.

Not sure about w a n k = Tommy Tank. Tommy Toxen might get a bit miffed if he thinks it referred to him (unless I really changed it to………………….. No don’t go there !!!).

OK lets have some more suggestions people.

Mary – I can substitute a word with any other word (like s h i t = shit)