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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic HAPPY 60th BIRTHDAY PB in the board Off topic chat 20 years, 10 months ago

    Thanks for all the Birthday Greetins people – much appreciated. I had a nice day (back in August when it was my birthday), just lazing in the sun and generally doing sod all – no change there then!!!

    For those of you who may be lucky enough to reach my excessively advanced age, be warned that as you slowly rot away over the years you don’t get…[Read more]

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic i have in the board Off topic chat 20 years, 10 months ago

    @Temptress the Budgie Caterer wrote:

    Budgies can eat the following fruits and veg, if you give them seed all the time they become malnourished and kick it lol, top tip sprout some seeds for them, just add some of their seed to a saucer and add a little water leave on the window bottom, top up the water when needed, then rinse feed them to the bird…

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic HAPPY 60th BIRTHDAY PB in the board Off topic chat 20 years, 10 months ago

    Damned cheek !!!!

    Look I now get a Freedom Pass which gives me totally free travel on all the trains, Tubes, and buses in the whole Greater London area AND I get free prescriptions when needed.

    The bottom line is I can get my Viagra for free – you lot have to pay a fortune for it and I get free travel to make use of it as well. Can’t be all bad…[Read more]

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic hello in the board Off topic chat 20 years, 10 months ago

    @hubbyandwife! wrote:

    hay all you what new anything interesting going on in your lifes that you want to tell us bout? :lol:

    Er……………. nope.

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic joke (men only) in the board Jokes and humourous links 20 years, 11 months ago

    The ”sisterhood” are going to absolutely kill you for that one !!! Boy oh boy are you going to pay.

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic HELLS SPAWN in the board Chat forum two boards 20 years, 11 months ago

    Its taken you nearly TWO months to add your reply !!!!!! and its virtually the same as Angel’s !!!!! You must make more of an effort to keep up!!!

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic am I missing summat or is this really sick? in the board Off topic chat 20 years, 11 months ago

    What’s up Giggles??? Its just a kid enjoying a fag in its break time. Where’s the problem???

    They get paid so little anyway, why shouldn’t they enjoy a quick smoke in between shifts????

    At least it isn’t binge drinking on Vodka (unlike some others !!!!!).

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic Shottie…… in the board Off topic chat 20 years, 11 months ago

    I can see you !!!!!!!

    Since you asked – yes I had a great time in Italy, did absolutely nothing at all for most of the time and not a lot for the remainder.

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic Martin Reed – Generous to a fault. in the board Off topic chat 21 years ago

    @ToMmY ‘ He’s gonna sleepa weeth the fishes’ ToXeN wrote:

    Who said I’d be going up in a car, or walking?

    We’ll parachute down from a stealth plane and sneak into your house, take out your armed guards and blow you to smithereens and we’ll be home for tea before your mob knows what happened!!!!

    The ‘Capo di Tutti Capi’ thought of that one years…[Read more]

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic Martin Reed – Generous to a fault. in the board Off topic chat 21 years ago

    @ToMmY ‘Death Wish’ ToXeN wrote:

    …..You do realise you just gave me the exact location of where you will be staying! Me and my mob will come with our tommy guns, zoot suits and TNT and sort out you and your mafia family!!

    Va bene my leetle one – there is method in my madness !!! The road up the hill to our house is only one car width and passes…[Read more]

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic Martin Reed – Generous to a fault. in the board Off topic chat 21 years ago

    @Soulie wrote:

    have a good holiday, what part of italy will you be visiting?

    We have an apartment in my father-in-law’s house which is near a village called Santa Maria di Castellabate in the province of Campania. This is down the Mediterranean coast around 150Km South of Naples. (Naples -> Salerno -> Paestum -> Agropoli then 20 mins or so along…[Read more]

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic cock, shit, cunt in the board Off topic chat 21 years ago

    @Poshy wrote:

    Whats the Alt Gr key ? :oops:


    Er…… it is the one immediatly to the right of the space bar, very clearly marked “Alt Gr”

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic cock, shit, cunt in the board Off topic chat 21 years ago

    @superanubistype wrote:

    Bypass this simple censor by holding down keys ctlr and alt on the left handside of your keyboard and type any vowel.

    Sorry PB thought id ruin it for you.

    Evil swine !!! Trust you to give the game away !!! (personally I use the ‘Alt Gr’ key except for the ‘o’ which in both cases brings up an ‘Open’ internet dialogue…[Read more]

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic cock, shit, cunt in the board Off topic chat 21 years ago

    I just thought that you bunch of cunts would like this shit – as I try to fuck you all !!!

    PS cunt is cunts anyway its all bollocks

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic Irritating messages in the board Technical Q&A 21 years ago

    @SiMoN wrote:

    download FireFox, http://www.getfirefox.com its the safest browser out, built in pop up blocker, you are getting the popups because your internet explorer browser has been hijacked by annoying tw4ts that prey on exploiting ie. get firefox then u can thank me.

    Are you on a commission SiMoN ?????

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic LOOK OUT !!!!! in the board Off topic chat 21 years ago

    Not yet but I hope to Winalot.

    (GEDDIT !!!!!)

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic LOOK OUT !!!!! in the board Off topic chat 21 years ago

    OH !!!!! So you’re awake then !!!!! And what time do you think this is young lady – we’re not running a hotel just for your convenience you know !!!!

    (Sound familiar ????)

    PS: Fancy a Bonio for lunch ???

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic LOOK OUT !!!!! in the board Off topic chat 21 years ago

    @chezanator wrote:

    @ForumHostPB wrote:

    Instead of a punk club – wht not go to a drunk club. You should feel at home there.

    whatttttt !!!!! r u tryin 2 say pb, i will have u know i am a saint when i go out lol – most of the time


    Is that saint as in St Bernard??? I am sure that you’re good when sober and probably better when pissed !!!

    Anyway I…[Read more]

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic LOOK OUT !!!!! in the board Off topic chat 21 years ago

    Instead of a punk club – wht not go to a drunk club. You should feel at home there.

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic My Ring!!!!!!!!!! in the board Off topic chat 21 years ago

    @Volksie wrote:

    True PB :lol: I don’t think I’m gonna get married, think I’m just gonna have a love ceremony type thingy what ever you call them :? :lol:

    I think its called fornication.

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