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ALL football managers should be black and preferably African. ALL players should be yellow and preferably Korean. Anybody not fitting this profile is clearly unfit to play football.

BTW – the above is equally as sensible as Emma’s poll question.

Do mice like cheesecake???

You bar steward.I bet that you look worse than Cruella de Ville’s ugly sister.

At the end of the day, it’s a well known fact that most (but not all) male actors; dancers; theatrical types; TV characters and so on are raving poofters.

I suspect…[Read more]

Sad to say Mary, but the little bastard has totally vanished or gone into hiding somewhere anyway.

Still I did have one moment of joy last week. Senior management was pursuing her domestic tasks in…[Read more]

OK, I’ve succumbed to the cuteness of kittens.

PB’s piccy’s of cute kittens

Shouldn’t they be taken to a canine dentist??? Two of ’em seem to have a bit of an undershot jaw.

I just did … please please post your tool.

Ohhhhh yes it is !!!!

Batty, there’s nothing wrong with a cat …………. that a little seasoning, some herbs, and a nice rich gravy can’t fix.

BTW Doa – why don’t you post on the tekky board details of your free tool??? :lol:

Whilst DOA’s version has a certain je ne sais quoi, on balance I prefer Pete’s version. It retains the overtones of the infamous “Post Butcher” siggy that he did yonks ago which I loved. But this version is ….. well ….more bloodcurdling eh?

@andydec wrote:

bought a usb data cable, put the cable into pc and phone it says cant find phone ](*,)

It’s behind you !!!!

How to strangle a cat:

Step 2: to ensure that the cat is really dead – hang it upside down for a few minutes

Step 3: Cats make a tasty stew when served with a rich nourishing gravy:

Why is is that pork pie munchers all seem to come from north of Oxford Street??? The list of butchers that won a prize in the pie making competition were all Northeners (and stunted Scotsmen of course).

Grey hair and old …. Oh well that’ll be Elton John then won’t it?

Er …. could it be …. ummmm …. Wyatt Earpe???

Assuming that Heathrow Airport / RAF Northolt / or the JSC Northwood would be the aiming point for even a realtively small nuclear bomb – my guess is that I would be fried to a cinder in about …… oh I don’t know ….. maybe a nanosecond. I might just get to see the flash but that’s about it.

On second thoughts I’m pretty safe really because…[Read more]

Bloody cats !!!! Nasty feral creatures that crap on my lawn and generally cause mayhem with the bird population.

If only the Koreans ate cats instead of dogs.

@MEMORY wrote:

Sorry to be pedantic but in modern english it is perfectly acceptable to begin a sentence with a conjuction. :)

Perhaps in idiomatic English but surely not in correct grammatical English. One would certainly never end a sentence with a preposition …. either.

BTW what is a ”conjuction”???