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@PATS wrote:

ffssssss just get a cat!!!!!!!!!!! :roll:

I hate bloody cats. Anyway the next door neighbour’s cat is totally useless and all it ever does it shit on my lawn.

I was out at another Lodge meeting tonight and got back around 10.00pm to find…[Read more]

Last night I got home from a meeting at around 9.45pm expecting to find daughter in bed snoring & Mrs PB pottering around.

Senior management was stumping up and down the hall in gumboots, waving an umbrella around and daughter was moaning about not having had her…[Read more]

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Perhaps a bit tongue in cheek, but ‘Drain You’ by Nirvana:

One baby to another said
I’m lucky to have met you
I dont care what you think
Unless it is about me
It is now my duty to completely drain you

But this is utterly pointless ….. it doesn’t even scan ffs!!!

One baby said to another: “I’m lucky to have met you. I don’t…[Read more]

Welcome to the lunatic asylum Lizzy – may you spend many happy hours of posting.

Don’t we all dear !!!

It’s because the first verse is written in the form of a rhyming couplet, whereas in the second verse, the meter changes and the writer has given up the attempt to write rhyming prose.

This is of course an allegory for JustChat, which is probably why you were reminded.

Actually, I quite like Gordon Ramsey’s style. I was given his autobiography for Christmas and read it on Christmas Day in one go ….. it was really fascinating and provides a very good insight into his character.

Behind all the effing and blinding, there lurks a very clever and incisive business brain. If you watch his “F” Word series – amongst…[Read more]

Apparently, blue tits are seen more in the winter. Must be the temperature !!!

@Bat wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Yes well if your lot was more efficiently organised and better designed, we wouldn’t get all this bloody criticism would we?

Fact is that we can get it all over and done with in time to get back to the TV for Part 2 of whatever programme we were watching, whilst your lot haven’t decided which centre chocolate to eat…

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I’m sure that the great Gordon (Ramsey) when speaking to the less great Gordon (Brown), most probably said it all for us if he prefaced his comments with “Look Gordon you ****ing c*nt faced b*stard, pull your f***ing finger out and get on with it.”

That aside, he’s not a bad cook is he? (Ramsey that is … not Brown).

It’s quite fascinating that when it comes to the usual knee jerk “What I would do to a child molester” response ….. we get pretty much everybody baying for blood and telling us which bits they’d cut off and so on.

OK .. but as soon as you see the reality of ‘street justice” in the video posted above, a number of members suddenly get all…[Read more]

Yes well if your lot was more efficiently organised and better designed, we wouldn’t get all this bloody criticism would we?

Fact is that we can get it all over and done with in time to get back to the TV for Part 2 of whatever programme we were watching, whilst your lot haven’t decided which centre chocolate to eat next.

Still bloody well painting & decorating …. nearly finished the outside though.

@sharongooner wrote:

@Lollipop wrote:

All this trouble over a mouse. It reminds me of that film Mouse Trap lol :lol:

I keep thinking of Stuart Little every time I read this thread.

This is what I simply don’t understand about the whole situation.

Senior management is perfectly prepared to sit and watch a Stuart Little video and thoroughly enjoy…[Read more]

That sounds like a plan Pol …. the idea of being able to encourage Gwenny to make an appearance ‘on demand’ and produce hysterics is too good to miss.

So what sort of food should I tempt Gwenny with???

@Single Fem wrote:

any news on this mouse ????

Well in fact there is. We were having a Sunday scoff at lunchtime on the back lawn.; you know the sort of thing, sandwiches, quiche, sausage rolls etc …. when little Gwenny chose to make an appearance, over near the dustbins. Clearly she was lonely and wanted to join in.

Now I know I should have…[Read more]

If I remember correctly … it was the late lamented Owen Kash that first came up with that one !!!

@fastcars wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Lollipop wrote:

I feel sorry for the girl, if she was raped. But what if some of them where innocent? What if she had got it wrong?

Or, alternatively, what if they were all guilty??? What if she had got it absolutely right???

Which is why we need courts of law to to determine the guilty from the innocent.

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@Lollipop wrote:

I feel sorry for the girl, if she was raped. But what if some of them where innocent? What if she had got it wrong?

Or, alternatively, what if they were all guilty??? What if she had got it absolutely right???

Well at least the hot weather is allowing the paint to dry more rapidly