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@Sword wrote:

Don’t forget the ‘abuse’… she’s certainly been around the block a few times.

….. but fortunately for her – not with you eh???

Sounds like a plan Sunny …. except for the scenes of mass hysteria if i ever brought a mouse into the house.

So the collected wisdom to date is to set…[Read more]

Well it is quite true Waspish, north of Watford is a sort of semi-deserted wasteland populated by scrawny men in cloth caps and large women with strange haircuts.

This is the reason that all signposts around the northern boundaries of London all say “WATFORD & THE NORTH”

Well at least nobody (so far anyway) has suggested giving it both barrels with a 12-bore shotgun.

What about…[Read more]

But seriously folks … it’s really nice being given a lecture on the benefits of a mother’s love – especially by an American. Naturally, such mothers can bestow their love on their offspring by planting greasy hamburger stained kisses on their pudgy cheeks.

Oh the joys of being a porker.

If you need to fart …. could it be the meatballs that gave you flatulence???

Next word: “muscular”

@(f)politics? wrote:

they are not ruling out this guys possible connection with a unsolved murder years ago now, he owned a restaurant in the town the murder happened, could be coincidence but its something they may look at too.

What !!!! Do you mean that, in addition to being a serial child molester, he was a sort of Austrian version of Sweeney…[Read more]

A loser might enjoy this thread, but for an Aardvark, its no substitute for scoffing ants.

….and the next word is: “flatulence”

Yup … you missed one by a mile and you’re two weeks early for the other.

Better luck next year !

STOP PRESS ……….. SHOCK HORROR !!!

Maybe…[Read more]

Chances are that they are NOT any more lunatic. However the two main candidates are getting ALL the publicity and so on, and Londoners (and others) have little idea who else is standing and what their assorted rag bag of policies are. My somewhat ironic (and even downright sarcastic) summary is an attempt to correct this.

There is one thing…[Read more]

Excess alchohol can catapult some people into, what passes for them, a sense of reality.

Next word: “loser”

Was Virginia Andrews an Austrian by any chance???

If not … let’s get back on topic.

@token_male wrote:

6,602,224,175 ish
yes over 6 and a half BILLION people in the world and we have to guess who is going to be a granny!!

Well you wouldn’t want it to be TOO easy would you TM???

@chickenman wrote:

Why couldn’t he of had a Bar or Pool table in the cellar like everyone else :roll:

Maybe this will give him an idea for a defence:

I just popped down to the bar in the cellar for a couple of beers … and one thing led to another etc etc !!! It wasn’t my fault guv’nor. Bloody wife can’t play snooker anyway.

Matt O’Connor – The English Democrats

This is a candidate for the Mayor of LONDON who’s main aim is to establish an “English Parliament” and wants to put “England first”. This is all very well ….. but what’s that got to do with the Mayor of London…[Read more]

Alan Craig – The Christian Choice Candidate

“To show your support for…[Read more]

Brian “The Gay Policeman” Paddick – The Liberal Democrat Party

“Brian is fighting (who??? he doesn’t tell us) to stop the closure of smaller…[Read more]

Sian Berry – The Green Party.

Her policies…[Read more]

Lindsey German – The Left List

Having posed this soul searching question … she promptly avoids providing us with an answer, but instead launches into a Marxist diatribe the like…[Read more]