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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

I would like……………. Keifer Sutherland to be messing all over my stockings 8)

:wink: :wink:

naughty pb lol!!!!

He dont have time for messing, he has a strick time schedule to stick to 8)

@sharongooner wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Of course it was a typo UGO dear ….. everybody is going to believe you.

BTW …… Dimknob was not a typo.

lmao!! Ugo you walked right slap bang into that one :lol:

thats cos he/s a dimknob shazza. he even finks my siggy is me lmao. :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Of course it was a typo UGO dear ….. everybody is going to believe you.

BTW …… Dimknob was not a typo.

lmao!! Ugo you walked right slap bang into that one :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Mutan ???? Mutan ???? what the hell’s “Mutan”?

Oh, I’ve just twigged it ……. Mutton – as in mutton dressed as lamb. Maybe our UGO is a Dimknob ???

Twas a Typo …..Oh & its Dibknob actually !!! :)

@emmalush wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

[b]Yes I agree with you TM and I have edited out Emma’s nasty little racial slurs.

I was hoping to defuse her unpleasant racism with a bit of irony, but on reflection this is clearly a lost cause – in her case.[/b]

Whats racism, SHOW me that what i said was racism?????

It is my belief that you are too thick to…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

[b]Yes I agree with you TM and I have edited out Emma’s nasty little racial slurs.

I was hoping to defuse her unpleasant racism with a bit of irony, but on reflection this is clearly a lost cause – in her case.[/b]

Whats racism, SHOW me that what i said was racism?????

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Emma … is a coc pop the same as a cornflake or a rice crispie???

A coco pop is a non white, and a rice crispie is a white.

Kids larf loads when you describe a bucnh of asians as coco pops :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

This isn’t too hard to ”rumble” is it??? Any number beginning with ”09…..” is a premium rate number.

Parcel delivery services usually use 0800 numbers or 0845 etc etc.

If you’re stupid enough to call an ”09…” number then you deserve to pay for it.

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Emma … is a coc pop the same as a cornflake or a rice crispie???

pmsl!!!!!!! But no PB they are not. They have additives to give them coco colouring and flavour and turn your milk brown.

Stick to rice crispies, they still have snap crackle and pop with no additives. :wink:

(whats a coc pop anyway/)

@ForumHostPB wrote:

This isn’t too hard to ”rumble” is it??? Any number beginning with ”09…..” is a premium rate number.

Parcel delivery services usually use 0800 numbers or 0845 etc etc.

If you’re stupid enough to call an ”09…” number then you deserve to pay for it.

:lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Of course UGO – since he has been mentioned by others – will not need to pay capital gains tax (CGT) as a market trader – simply corporation tax on his business profits.

Mind you if he is using his van for commercial purposes (to carry his stock around for example) he will have to insure it for a little bit more than Social…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

The holy & sainted McCanns have an army of highly paid media spin doctors working for them around the clock.

They have an enormous amount of money (donated by gullible members of the public) which they are spending like water on a constant and continous worldwide media campaign.

They are desperate to try to shift the focus of…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

You are quite right Sharon …. clerks in clerk’s clothing and an intellect to match.

Yes the bright ones get themselves into the special investigations teams and they are targeted with capturing those who don’t pay their share of Income Tax and instead sponge on all those of us who do pay.

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

I can make life easier for the tax inspector and pass you his home address if you like… :D

HMRC wouldnt understand you making their job easier lol

Having chatted to my pal many times on this issue, apparently it is so easy to trace people at car boot sales if you have access to…

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@fastcars wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I don’t wish to create any fear, alarm, or despondency amongst the car boot fraternity …… but a very good friend of mine is an Investigator for HMRC (that’s Her Majesty’s Revenue and Customs – UGO).

His particular section spends its entire time visiting car boot sales all over the country and by assorted…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

I don’t wish to create any fear, alarm, or despondency amongst the car boot fraternity …… but a very good friend of mine is an Investigator for HMRC (that’s Her Majesty’s Revenue and Customs – UGO).

His particular section spends its entire time visiting car boot sales all over the country and by assorted means they check…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Whilst I agree with everything you say Cas and waspish …. I fear that you are shouting at a brick wall…. as we all do when it comes to complaints about the NHS.

The ”bring back Matron” campaign always rears its head when our political masters are under pressure in the NHS – it is a headline grabbing soundbite. Once the…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

From time to time I do some Beta testing for Uncle Bill. The so-called 1,000 ‘hotfixes’ are in the main all the existing fixes that are released every month via Windows Update.

All they have done is to collect them into one big upgrade and called it ‘SP3’. This effectively overwrites your current installation and replaces all…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

From time to time I do some Beta testing for Uncle Bill. The so-called 1,000 ‘hotfixes’ are in the main all the existing fixes that are released every month via Windows Update.

All they have done is to collect them into one big upgrade and called it ‘SP3’. This effectively overwrites your current installation and replaces all…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Ahhh but she isn’t really dead. This entire charade is a conspiracy dreamt up by the Freemasons in collusion with MI5, MI6, Prince Philip, the entire Media, etc etc.

In reality it was a Diana lookalike that was killed in the car (together with a Dodi lookalike).

The real ones are on Mustique (in Princess Margaret’s old home)…

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