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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Becky wrote:

See women can make themselves up with make up, men cant. Feel sorry for us women, they can go to bed with an ugly f.ucker and wake up with him!!! Never gets better!!!! :lol: So before you slate “goggle” eyes its a good job women arent judgemental isnt it LADS? :lol:

The issue here Becky, is that if a woman…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

I was sent a link to this site (below) that shows pictures of females before and after an extreme make-up session.

This is utterly horrifying and is the absolute proof that ‘beer goggles’ simply don’t exist.

For example ….just imagine that you went out with the one at the top left (with her ”after” face on) and woke up the…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

I have this awful vision of UGO, sitting in his garret, hunched over his keyboard, and cackling with glee as he types yet another wind-up.

Sweat running off his balding head onto the keys; stained string vest and smelly clothes sticking to last week’s unwashed grease; can of Stella at his elbow; button mushroom gripped between…

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@fastcars wrote:

Can I chat Fizz up while you’re gone Ugo.. :?:

Only if you chat up …catwoman …. trina ….. bat lover … and white witch etc etc as well fastcars.

I once had a PM from trina…. reet raunchy little thing she was… :D

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@ChatHostUK wrote:

A very impressive cruise itinerary there PB… very unique!

Yes it is a unique ininerary – but with one big problem. Geneva harbour is apparently too shallow for the ship so we have to moor outside it – close to Evian incidentally where the superb bottled water comes from.

Mind you we can still see the…

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@vegan wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Owen, I’ve been banging this drum (about cows) for ages now, seemingly without any effect.

It’s good to see an authoritative source actually agrees with me.

It’s always been obvious from since I joined this board that you and I view everything differently, but are you actually agreeing with me on this occasion or…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Oh I almost forgot that they also love to moan and whinge endlessly about how unfair society is to them and how much they want to be treated equally in the workplace etc etc.

Those bloody moaning blair babes…

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Don’t you talk about my nanny like that or I’ll piss on your cornflakes !!!!!

FFS PB. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Don’t you talk about my nanny like that or I’ll piss on your cornflakes !!!!!

Now now PB……Nanny bought you up better than that , shame on you [-X [-X

on second thoughts you go ahead and please make sure you dont miss!!!!! :evil: :evil: :wink:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Don’t you talk about my nanny like that or I’ll piss on your cornflakes !!!!!

PMSL xxx :wink: :wink:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

An excellent show AC – everybody thoroughly enjoyed it and we managed to raise some money for charity as well. (Can’t wait to hear how much???).

I just know that Martin ”The Hoff” Reed will have been utterly overjoyed to hear the very first song played on the show !!!!!

Well done and may 7 Waves return with a full licence…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@ChatHostUK wrote:

Hey

Not so sure about going for naff songs – lets go for pure class and get some Hasselhoff on!

….and what was the first request of the evening played at 11.00pm made by ”PATS” for ”Martin” ….. yes it was the one, the only, Hoff singing ”Junp in my car”.

This song is so ‘ unpopular’ that the video…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Not necessarily Emma. The paedophiles, perverts and general violent criminals might go onto the BNP side for example.

They already have.

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Not necessarily Emma. The paedophiles, perverts and general violent criminals might go onto the BNP side for example.

Might not. After time, these vicious animals would wana live with the bleeding heart multiculturalists, because they wouldn’t want to be thrashed and fed bread and water.

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@emmalush wrote:

Surely he’d wana live near George Galloway where its a mass mix of foreign nationals and cultures?

And there was I thinking that ”Gorgeous” George Galloway lived in Scotland. Just goes to show doesn’t it?

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Emma has a well developed sense of humour …. as we all know by now, so your Thompsonesque parody was bound to be misunderstood Genie.

Emma – he’s lying … Peter Stringfellow really is dead. He died suddenly last night in one of his strip clubs from a broken neck ….. when his mullet got caught in the swing doors.

He was a…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

PATS, you and fastcars ought to have a foursome with UGO, and White Witch – they have so much in common that I’m sure the experience would be memorable.

ffs PB dont be makin em more paranoid than they already are :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

You know Sunny, what seriously pisses me off is the price of flowers just before Valentine’s day. Buy a ‘can I have a shag please’ sized bunch of yer average flowers the week or so beforehand and the cost is sort of OK.

Just because a bunch of spotty oversexed teenagers want to make some sort of point about their raging…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

A deaf cat called ”Paws” ….. yeah right. It’s bloody lucky that it didn’t get the microwave instead. Horrible nasty insanitary creepy things, cats.

My neighbour’s cat is called ”Bastard” and it’s deaf from being shouted at to stop it shitting on my garden. If I had a shotgun … or better still a bloody great starving…

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@fastcars wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

R THEY LIONS OR DOGS ? :oops: :lol:

As the Americans would say —- they’re puppies !!!

Nope…. shes deffo a dog.

suprised you aint pm`d her then as you like em big …… :lol: :lol: