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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Hang on – Mr angel is playing away – now he can’t even remember Mrs Angel’s name – and he has bought her a nose ring. There is a message here somewhere.

Hmmmmm this needs to be investigated further.

I happen to agree there PB…. i mean exactly what is the nose ring for?!?!?!?!?! maybe he just wants to call you beeatch and you…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Yours has 512MB of RAM which probably means it has two RAM sticks of 256MB each, inserted into two RAM slots on the computer’s motherboard. By comparison mine has four available RAM slots on the motherboard and I have it configured with 2 X 512 RAM sticks and 2 X 256 RAM sticks making a total of 1536MB ( or 1.536GB

) of RAM. Way…

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@Morticia wrote:

Then there’s always some other smart fundamental orifice on JC who will come up with an answer.:D

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Emma – the ”RAM” in a computer is short for Random Access Memory and is usually measured in MB (or Megabytes) typically in multiples like 64 – 128 – 256 – 512 – 1024 etc etc depending on the exact configuration of…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Hello Granny – you still here???

[-X c**nt. 8)

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Was it a nose ring???

Tut tut PB i take u have bought a few of those in the past then lol

no it was not a nose ring it was a beautiful silver and diamond ring

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Was it a nose ring???

I don’t think it was a ring for her nose :wink: :wink: :D

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@The full and unedited news story wrote:

British woman swallows cock in blow job row

A woman’s row with her boyfriend about a blow job suddenly went quiet – when she swallowed his cock whole.

Police in said they were called out by a man who said his girlfriend was having trouble breathing.

When they arrived at the house,…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@rosie wrote:

the name is ROSIE thanks tw/at

WOW !! I’ve just noticed – that took only 14 minutes for you to pop up and correct your good friend Captain Geoffers in such a pleasant and ladylike way.

Maybe he meant ”Dozy” because he thought you were asleep???

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Have I missed something here??? I see that the lovely Ugo has edited his original post – what on earth can he have said to inflame the ”sisterhood” so???

Reading between the lines – did he suggest that he did ”Did”???… or maybe he didn’t do ”Did” as was said later. So did he do ”Did” or didn’t he do ”Did” – I think…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Have I missed something here??? I see that the lovely Ugo has edited his original post – what on earth can he have said to inflame the ”sisterhood” so???

Reading between the lines – did he suggest that he did ”Did”???… or maybe he didn’t do ”Did” as was said later. So did he do ”Did” or didn’t he do ”Did” – I think…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Soulie wrote:

……but why play drogba when you got crespo? is crespo out injured?

What’s this – Serbio-Croatian / Italian chess???? What have a couple of East European mafia chess masters got to do with the hunt for the sausage.

GET BACK ON TOPIC ffs !!!

Right well it can’t be Pikey ‘cos, apart from his complete…

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@Geoff wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Geoff hates her with a passion – so it wouldn’t be him.

Thats a bit strong, I don’t hate anyone.

not even manchester united?

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I don’t really want to spoil your fun girls – but Inspector Clouseau is NOT Geoff (although I’ll wager that he is pi/ssing himself with laughter at your antics).

Oh and Lambers – The good Inspector has only got the one account / user name so he isn’t hiding behind an alias as you wrongly think.

Now before going back to the…

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@RidingMountains2 wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@DizzyBrunette wrote:

why the fook do peeps do threads saying im going to wash me hair, have a bath, go the pub…..

are we really interested??? most of us dont even read the thread and notice that they have gone… and do we really care?????

me………….. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Emma xx

Maybe…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@DizzyBrunette wrote:

why the fook do peeps do threads saying im going to wash me hair, have a bath, go the pub…..

are we really interested??? most of us dont even read the thread and notice that they have gone… and do we really care?????

me………….. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Emma xx

Maybe Emma it’s because you…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Contained within your post is the answer to all your dreams Soulie.

She sounds like a rattling good shag and is obviously gagging for it so what’s the problem?

You have a duty Soulie – a duty to yourself and a duty to mankind – to shag her sensless. Go and do the business and enjoy yourself to the full.

Don’t listen to all…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Well she likes your hair Racquel.

BTW where did you get it???

The pet shop apparently :lol:

@ugo wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@ugo wrote:

HI ugo`s the name & beers the game ,

My advice is to venture onto our more mature boards in forum three , Its a great laugh but I must warn you if your easily offended then stay in here lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :lol: 8)

Rough translation:

”I’m a rude bastard and I don’t care. If you buy me beers…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@ugo wrote:

HI ugo`s the name & beers the game ,

My advice is to venture onto our more mature boards in forum three , Its a great laugh but I must warn you if your easily offended then stay in here lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :lol: 8)

Rough translation:

”I’m a rude bastard and I don’t care. If you buy me beers and keep your…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Sorry it is just the hunky picture of a bloke with a 20 pack confusing my addled brain My Appologies young lady

It’s OK – kentlass is getting a bit gender confused at this time of year.[/quote]

i am not, we all know that inside i’m a man, now once ive had ‘the op’ the whole world will be able to see it too :D