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Well there ya go people – live on the radio eh???
A big thanks to Aaron for making this evening go with a swing.
Here comes the bride …. here comes the bride ….. la la de da da …. etc etc
@genie_in_a_butthole wrote:
His memorial service is going to be held Thursday 15th Feb, in forum 3 at 9pm.
Be there or be square…
All the usual suspects will be there, crying and wailing as they often do when a total stranger dies.
There will be loads of candles to light and hold in trembling hands. Tissues will be provided to mop all those tearstained eyes and blot all the running mascara (and that’s just UGO’s).
Naturally, as with all ersatz outpourings of internet grief, there will be the opportunity to place flowers against convenient railings with heartfelt little messages on them. If users care to post their personal details and their private addresses, small gifts will be sent to them, including toys for their children.
If you can type a word in edgeways in between all the mass sobbing, you can post your own personal message of condolence.
Finally there will be a whip round for a few beers and pies afterwards whilst his mullet is buried.
To all mesage board users:
Please be aware of ”Nigerian” fraud scams (also known as ”419” fraud) and E-mail hoaxes: Look out for easy money promises
These hoaxes come in many different forms, ranging from a scam that requests your help getting money out of a foreign country (often Nigeria) to a promise that you’ve won a lottery.
The common element is that you’re usually promised a large sum of money for little or no effort on your part.
The scammer tries to get you to send money or reveal financial information that they can use to steal your money or your identity, or both.
You have been warned, so please don’t complain if you get ripped off !!!!!
Go on then UGO – piss off in a huff there’s a good lad.
Ding – dongggggg !!! You rang madam???
You may wish to think that ….. I couldn’t possibly comment !!!!!
Well I have to say Emma, that having worked on a farm in my youth I can confirm that cows are nasty smelly buggers. They shit everywhere and not only walk in it, but lie in it too and get it all over themselves. If it wasn’t for humans hosing them down every so often….
They are also remarkably vicious – they kick, they’ll stab you with their horns given half a chance. Slaughtering is the best thing for them. Roast rib of beef … yummy.
Do you know the most succulent filet steak I think I’ve ever had was from a cow called Primrose. We grew her from a calf and sent her off for slaughter and the farmer wanted the filet from her. He let me have a pound an a half and it was simply delicious. Good old Primrose – she was great both off and on the plate.
…. and there Rainy … we are in total agreement !!!
Now just hang on a minute Thomas!!! (Hang on …. geddit ???)
You can’t hang a bloke just because he was falsely accused of rape. After all if he was getting hanged whether he did it or not, then there would be no incentive NOT to rape.
Before you know it you’d have rapists hanging around every street corner just waiting to do their beastly thing. Mothers wouldn’t be safe in supermarkets; female vicars would be raped across their altars; prostitutes wouldn’t be paid for their services …. society as we know it would break down.
The only safe way is to hang all women who aren’t proven virgins in case they make an allegation of rape against an innocent man. THAT will sort the problem once and for all.
