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Wrong Emma !!! We should all say a resounding YES to fast food. Nobody in their right mind wants slow food do they?
Sitting around at the table, ready to eat, starving hungry …. and dinner isn’t ready yet. Let’s have fast food every time – on the table ready to go.
Oh and a final thought for all those who bleat on about killing cows. Just remember that every time you butcher a cow – you are saving the planet. Herbivores are the single largest contributor to global warming there is.
Vegans want to destroy the planet – it’s all a part of a vegan plot to finish off the human race !!!
@American Woman wrote:
Just a hunch here – But perhaps the dog is the only one happy to see you. :-kYes I think that you’re quite right. Mind you it’s the neighbour’s dog, not mine and I always rub its tummy when I see it. I wonder if tummy rubbing is the answer to all this???
So you think women are shallow creatures? I’ll admit that to an extent, that is true for some, but not all. A woman just wants to feel like they’re appreciated and loved and that the sacrifices made were not in vain.
Sacrifices ??? Sacrifices ??? This isn’t bloody West Africa here you know – we don’t make sacrifices, whether in vain or otherwise !!!
And of course women are shallow (and vain) creatures – they ”just want to feel that they’re appreciated and loved” eh?? Oh just another chocolate dear – if you insist of course. Another bottle of perfume …. no I couldn’t possibly …. well perhaps as its you …. etc etc.I’m sure there are many occassions when your woman told you that you were excellent in bed when you were actually crap. But didn’t it feel good to hear it
I’m always crap in bed, always have been, always will be, that way I KNOW that if a woman tells me how marvellous I was – I know she’s lying.
You haven’t mentioned the hundreds if chatroom users who were ”gutted” when they heard of it and all lit candles in his memory (or should that read ‘mammary’).
They cried, they wept, they were utterly devastated, and their floors were all covered in candle wax.
Mullets were worn at half mast for hours afterwards in simple tribute to a kind and generous man who gave toys to strangers children ….. etc etc (continued for 94 pages).
(Again THAT is Thompsonesque!!!).
Your hubby sounds OK to me AW. I’ll bet he didn’t REALLY forget Valentine’s Day, just that he treated it with the contempt that it so richly deserves.
As a more general point:
Why is is that women are such shallow creatures??? Give ’em a bunch of flowers and a stupid card with a couple of heart on and an imbecile poem about ”undying lurve” ….. and they’re putty in your hands.
Mention perfume or chocolates and they fall on their backs. At least Labradors wag their tails when they see you.
It could be that his hobby is taking the piss out of you UGO …. ????
Emma has a well developed sense of humour …. as we all know by now, so your Thompsonesque parody was bound to be misunderstood Genie.
Emma – he’s lying … Peter Stringfellow really is dead. He died suddenly last night in one of his strip clubs from a broken neck ….. when his mullet got caught in the swing doors.
He was a marvellous and kind man and was well known for giving presents to total strangers that he met in internet chat rooms. RIP Mr Mullet.
(Now THAT is Thompsonesque !!!).
Actually Cas it’s worse than that. Apparently they made TWENTY – yes TWENTY visits to the house before the authorities stepped in and did something for this poor child.
And all we hear is the same old boring mantra. “There are lessons to be learned”.
Well yes there ARE lessons to be learned … and it’s a pity that the Social Services never seem to fucking learn them !!!!!!!!!!!!!
The film was soooo bloody boring ….. can I choose ”insane” please ????
Shouldn’t the title read “Peter Stringfellow has dyed…..” ???
That mullet simply cannot be real ….. can it???
Quite right too Cat woman – it’s like shouting ”Sage & Onion stuffing” at pigs and watching their bums pucker up !!!
