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PATS, you and fastcars ought to have a foursome with UGO, and White Witch – they have so much in common that I’m sure the experience would be memorable.
Torture your neighbour’s cat – in fact torture anybody’s cat. Make the furry crap machine squeal. That’ll relieve your boredom.
@smiley the Goat wrote:
Ah, you didn’t read the small print, did you? You get paid £2000 to have sex with the goat. But in return, you must pay £4000 compensation for mental trauma caused to the goat.
Thus, you’re paying £2000.
And no, you’re not getting a refund.
Hmmmm well I hope that the Goat knows a good lawyer ‘cos she’ll have to sue for damages.
@alan snowman wrote:
is this like the goat 1 where pb gets 2000 pound of us
Yup that’s the one Alan. Thomas and I have agreed to split the cash (he gets £5 for setting it up and I get £1,995 for doing all the work).
@emmalush wrote:
I can’t believe Ive just had roast duck as well. I feel sick.
Mmmmmm yummy ….. did you have it with Orange sauce ??? You should try it with Morello Cherry sauce instead – a wholly different taste and really delicious.
I love watching the lovely duckies swimming around on the lake near us …. and then mentioning Orange sauce to them, just to watch them panic.
You know Sunny, what seriously pisses me off is the price of flowers just before Valentine’s day. Buy a ‘can I have a shag please’ sized bunch of yer average flowers the week or so beforehand and the cost is sort of OK.
Just because a bunch of spotty oversexed teenagers want to make some sort of point about their raging hormones, the price of flowers trebles (or more). The following week the price reverts to normality.
Same thing goes for restuarants. Can you get a simple bite to eat out on 14th??? not a chance. Overpriced crap, piss awful service, everything over crowded by dribbling soppy lovers mooning at each other all evening.
Even the TV programmes are rubbish!!!
Er … a male chicken that takes pills ????
This is a difficult one to answer. I’m married – so that blows out any soppiness about romantic dinners, presents, weekends away etc etc and I don’t have a mistress so that also blows out any soppiness about …. etc etc.
I suppose it will have to be a Valentine card or I’ll be in the doghouse for a while.
This entire Valentine’s thing is simply a commercial exercise organised by the greetings card industry aided and abetted by the flower sellers association.
@itsandy wrote:
….but even a few inches can cause a lot of trouble :shock:
Very true Andy – which explains why we have such a high level of teenage pregnancies these days.!!!
