Add to the list, cold Christmas pudding; “Friends” on Channel E4; my neighbour’s syphilis ridden cat; “Friends” on Channel E4; aged and semi-insane relatives; aged and incontinent relatives; useless Christmas presents (all of them); and last but not least …. “Friends” on any TV Channel.
Bogies (freshly picked from horse’s noses) on toast, liberally smeared with congealed cooking fat. Followed by tomatoes and custard and finished off with a nice cup of lukewarm Turkey grease.