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  • #248536

    Oh dear oh dear … this thread might just have to go to the STD clinic!

    #245930

    She still doesn’t know whether she is coming or going …. which makes it mighty confusing when she has sex !!!!

    #248486

    Bat … don’t get them anything at all – it’s much cheaper that way.

    If you really HAVE to get them a present, how about their own personal library ticket? Or even a box of crayons so that they can design their own Christmas cards for next year?

    PS: My little girl may be getting an electric train set – so that I can pinch it from her and play with it ‘cos i didn’t have one myself as a child.

    #247416

    A very good point Bas.

    So what the conspiracy theorists AREN’T telling us is that we’ll all suffocate to death before the sun melts the ice caps and we all drown – assuming that we haven’t all fried in the excessive heat or died of an assortment of skin cancers first….

    …… in about 10,000 years time – apparently.

    Christ I’d better get out there and hug a tree quickly before they all die.

    #248082

    Yes I remember this story. The old lady had fallen across a pavement in a busy street and was indeed laying there. Everybody stepped over her and ignored her as she smelled of wee and they didn’t want to get involved.

    However, her vicious little ankle biter kept on yapping beside her and eventually a Korean family went past and spotted the dog (and their next meal).

    The only way they could get it was to call an ambulance for the old lady, and when it arrived they swiftly offered to take the dog, as dogs aren’t allowed in ambulances.

    And the rest Bat …. is history !!

    Yap yap ….. BANG ….. burp !

    #248204

    An excellent bit of deflection if I may say so ‘artful’. But let’s get back to the subject of this thread which wasn’t the BNP’s policies but WAS the indebtedness of some of their newly elected Councillors.

    To be fair the daughter Claire looks as though she will be able to continue to discharge her duties as a Councillor, in spite of being evicted for non payment of her rent.

    I guess that you could draw a parallell between her and John Prescott if you want but it’s not a comparison that put her in much of a good light. After all he is a big fat joke ….. on the other hand…..?

    However, to be declared bankrupt when you are supposed to be a representative of your community and summarily thrown off the Council is pretty disgraceful isn’t it, and this is exactly where Sandra Doncaster is headed.

    What puzzles me out of all this is…. if these people are so marvelous and committed to supporting the BNP and the ‘English way of life’ – why doesn’t the party have a whip round and pay her £2,170.34 for her? After all it’s not such a huge sum and surely it’s better than having the BNP made into a laughing stock again?

    #248078

    @rubyred wrote:

    ….I prefer Human children than sone wee “cute” puppy ! I think the human race is FAR superior to animals !

    Yes I agree to a point Ruby, but I wouldn’t go so far as to casserole one. Dogs OK, but eating children is a bit too far hun.

    Mind you they do say that the Scots have some strange habits …………… ???

    #248077

    I bet it tasted good though !!!

    Mmmmmm yummy – woof woof …burp

    #248056

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    This thread demonstrates the adage that drink is the refreshment of the Devil.

    But the Devil is horny though, isnt he?! :wink:

    No .. Just permanently pissed.

    #247737

    Oh come on ffs !!!! It’s Jimmy Carter.

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