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Dear Mr Longstreet,
Thank you once again for your by now customary speedy response.
Without wishing unduly to frustrate your attempts to apologise, I feel that I must inform you that there is no ‘Cirencester Crescent’ in Bath. Indeed there is no ‘Cirencester Crescent’ in any town or city on the UK mainland.
As ever,
Yours pedantically
Col. Blimp (Ret’d)
Tunbridge Wells@langstraat wrote:
Dear Mr Pedantic,
You’re dead right. I can do a web search to and refresh my memory when needed but I choose to use artistic licence to add a funny punch line to end my tale.
Somehow I dont think “I cut off more than I could chew” would have fitted so well.I don’t think John and Lorena Bobbitt would mind this alteration to the facts, the end result was the same whatever the method of removal was.
Dear Mr Longstreet,
Thank you for your prompt reply. I beg to differ and would point out that the method of removal is of vital importance – as any employee of Pickfords will no doubt confirm.
As ever.
Yours pedantically,
Col. Blimp (Ret’d)
Tunbridge WellsDear Langstraat,
On a point of accuracy, Mrs Wayne Bobbit used a knife to sever her husband’s organ, not her teeth as you erroneously suggested.
Yours pedantically,
Col. Blimp (Ret’d)
Tunbridge WellsIn the lawyer’s case she wore a full body & face veil because she was plug ugly and didn’t want to put the Jury against her client.
Interesting theory … but it didn’t work though did it???
Yes and maybe they should have Hilary Clinton as President into the bargain.
(Do you suppose that she would offer blow jobs to all her fit male staff – after all it sems to be a family tradition).
@Mr Bigstuff wrote:
…Ask yourself why we have wars. Is it because of liberals or is it because of chauvinists, hawks and other types of hardliners.
I did ask myself …. and the answer was that it IS because of liberals with their namby pamby tree-hugging ways. They prance about on their moral high ground until somebody just HAS to knock them off it.
THAT is how wars start !!!
Ooooer I say …. she has got an acid tongue eh??? She’ll fit in really well here.
Yes I now seem to be ”ForumHostHmm…….!!!”
Er ……. quite.
