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Oi !!! You speak for yourself – don’t rope me in with your bondage fantasies !!!
(Rope me in …. GEDDIT ????? :lol: :lol: :lol: )
@cath 55 wrote:
……..by the way did u ever manage to explain my earring to mrs pb? :oops: :oops:
Well yes I did. I told her that I had just had this monster shag with one of the JustChat users on the back seat of my car and she must have dropped her earring along with her knickers.
Mrs PB told me to stop my silly fantasies as everybody knew I couldn’t get it up any more, and suggested that I put it there myself as a bluff.
I really can’t think why she wouldn’t believe me ???????
On the contrary, I was merely responding to Board user’s requests. I think that the overall meaning of your Poll remains ” un-Jaffa’d” though.
@knutti wrote:
I have just been to London and went shopping. To a school asignment, I have been asked to consider whether the concept of the shops New Look can be implemented in Denmark.
Therefore I would appreciate your opinions on the questions beneath:
Do you buy your clothes in New Look? No I buy clothes in ”Old Look”
Why? Or why not? Because it suits my age.
How often? Once every 2 years whether i need them or not.
In which other shops do you buy your clothes? Oxfam, Toys-R-Us; and Millets
Your age? 83
Other comments on the shops? If Tommy says the’re gay, then they must be as she would know
Thank you so much for your help!! Knutti. What’s Danish for Knutti???
@cath 55 wrote:
And PB? well PB you have been slighted on another thread but i want to thank you on a personal level cos you have always treated me with respect even when i have pm’d you with a little less than comfortable complaints (no folks i think i have only ever pm’d PB on 3 actual posts so i am not a serial complainer)
DearCath,
I’m really sorry, I didn’t mean to treat you with respect and if it came out that way then I unreservedly apologise. As you know it is my practice to treat all user’s complaints with utter contempt and to dismiss them out of hand and I now recognise that I ought to have dealt with yours on this basis.
I am also sorry if I appeared to take any notice of your continual whingeing about other users, please accept my assurances that it will not happen again. Meanwhile please feel free to continue bombarding my inbox with juicy gossip – you know it makes no sense.
Best regards as always,
PB
@squeezy wrote:
@matty wrote:
i’ll more likely go through the morgage option, i just don’t like the idea of getting my own place, paying for it, then my girlfriend walking into it, and automatcily getting half of it, i rather not do that
First of all – if you get a mortgage in YOUR name – no girlfriend is entitled to half of your house. (That’s whey when OH and I bought our house, I made sure my name was on the deeds lol)
This isn’t quite true hun. The legal ownership of a house (having your sole name on the title deeds) does NOT prevent a partner making a claim on you for a share of this asset. If the partner lived with you for a period of time and if they made a material contribution towards the asset (by paying bills for example), then when the relationship breaks up they could be entitled to make a claim.
Of course married couples that split have an entitlement by virtue of the marriage as well as by virtue of any contribution. But don’t run away with the idea that your home is protected from a claim just because it is in your sole name.
So Matty, the moral of the story is …. beware of predatory women. First they will drain you of all your vital bodily juices. Then they will drain your bank account. Finally they will try to get their greedy little claws on your home.
If you can’t stick with celibacy then try prostitutes. The only difference is that with prostitutes you pay in advance ….. and you do your own cooking.
@sharongooner wrote:
you live in a little picturescue (spl) cottage somewhere then hun? racism dont effect you atall then? lucky you, book me a room lol! :wink:
No I don’t as it happens. My next door neighbours are American . Opposite me live a Russian family and next to them live an Asian family. Oh and Mrs PB is Italian.
No racism doesn’t affect me at all.
@emmalush wrote:
[You just cannot admit that a racist black woman MP commited a racist criminal act on national tv and that we should expose the racist filth that she is, because you are either a white marxist or non white yourself.
Of course Emma he could be a mottled pinkish / off white / cream coloured coloured Fascist instead of a white Marxist or even ”non-white”neo-Bolshevist reactionary petty bourgois … sort of thingie. …… er ……. maybe ???
PS: could you fix me up with a training course in insults with your BNP mates – you all seem to do it so much better than I can
Dear Bat,
It’s obvious that your computer ought not to have been purchased from the car boot sale. May I suggest that you pour some highly inflammable liquid into the air vent at the back and flick a lighted match at it?
Don’t bother to back anything up, just burn the lot – including all those lovely CD’s and floppy disks.
PS: Make sure that the premium on your household contents insurance is fully paid up.
yours sincerely,
A. Friend
PPS: Don’t call me ….. I’ll call you !!!
O…… M …….G ….. Emma !!!! It’s really really true. The invaders from outer space have come to take over the planet and finish most of us off. It’s a government conspiracy to keep us all in the dark. Bush & Blair are clearly to blame for all of it.
Naturally paid up card carrying members of the BNP (such as yourself Emma) will be safe as you have brought this terrible thing to our notice.
But the rest of us are simply ……………………… DOOMED !!!
