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@emmalush wrote:
Most people will vote BNP one day, that day is slowly approaching, and when it happens, i shall be waving goodbye to you.
OMG Mr B !!!! you’re in trouble now my friend. Emma has a list of people for the firing squad (or worse) when her beloved BNP seizes power – and YOUR name is on it !!!!
Looks like you caught that fish you were after Mr B – isn’t it nice when Emma is so obliging???
@chathostuk wrote:
I most certainly do NOT read the Daily Mail, thank you very much PB!
Any more filthy talk like that and I will be forced to relieve you of your duties!
But … but …. but …. the chambermaid told me that you ordered a copy of the D**** M*** with your breakfast !!! Mind you she did have a silly grin on her face.
Maybe she meant that she had had her daily male !!!
Another one gets ”Hoffed”.
Blimey… you’re a ”racist” Martin, for reading the Daily Mail, and I’m a Fascist for reading the Daily TelegraphI suppose.
I wonder what sort of ”ist” Emma is …………. ?????
Yes – sorry I forgot – a clean ashtray for that special cigarette afterwards. (After the meal that is !!!!)
@Beatty Blue wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
…If women learned to spell correctly and could cook a decent breakfast, then the incidence of ”shag ’em then dump ’em” would decrease.
knowing how to spell and cooking well hasn’t saved me from being dumped :roll:
anything else I should know?Well yes … you need to serve up a proper menu at breakfast. None of your beastly EU compliant continental breakfasts, and god help you if you served him Scandinavian raw fishy stuff, cheese & pickles and so on.
To avoid being unceremoniously dumped you need to prepare the following:
A couple of (or better still three) fried eggs, bacon, tomatoes, baked beans, mushrooms, hash browns (or chips), bubble & squeak, and a couple of slices of fried bread. Toast & marmalade for afters and loads of fresh coffee.
Whack THAT on the breakfast table, coupled with a really nice smile,and he will be guaranteed to return again and again.
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@chathostuk wrote:
How did I guess this would be an article from the Daily Mail before even opening the thread?!? :roll:
Amongst the many Hoff-like powers comes a psychic ability to forecast Emma’s views.
I also have psychic powers and can forecast that Emma will accuse me of being a Fascist for this comment.
@emmalush wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
I expect Emma that your BNP have a final solution to the problem of immigrants and asylum seekers. Put them up in ”holiday camps” for a while. They could even name these camps after well known historical ones like Belsen, Dachau, and Auschwitz.
Thats the kind of incitement to racial hatred i do not applaude.
Oh really ???? So what kind of incitement to racial hatred do you applaud then???
@tommy wrote:
Meh. I’m no catholic, so, it’s OK for me to slag off the pope.
The roman b/stard.
He probably has a few kind words for you too Tommy – a very few !!!
