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Look these guys like shagging silicon rubber dolls. What’s so bad about that??? They are nice and slim (unlike the real thing); they aren’t sweaty and smelly (unlike the real thing); they are always ready and willing (unlike the real thing); and they come equipped with an ”off” switch (unlike the real thing).
And the best bit is that you only pay once (when you buy them) …… unlike the real thing !!!
Awwwwww C’mon Robbo, this is the romance of the decade ffs – don’t be mean.
They met and their eyes locked with each other’s across a crowded room and they just knew they were right for each other. With one leap he was by her side, his hot breath on her shoulder as he whispered his love for her in her delicate ear. She responded with a demure blush and fluttered her eyelashes at him. He was truly smitten.
Seemingly within seconds he had proposed and she accepted. This is a story of true lurve at its most romantic. They are clearly destined for each other, to live together in wedded bliss.
I for one can’t wait for the wedding (which is scheduled for August 2007). This is just sooooo exciting, the suspense is killing me. Will we hear the patter of tiny feet soon??? Will Giz wear white??? Will Witey really renounce all others??? Will the Tesco or Asda champagne perry flow???
I hope they have meat pies in the reception banquet, I just love big juicy meat pies (and pickled eggs of course).
Crikey …. you mean Steve wasn’t as popular as Princess Diana ???
@sweetasbaileez wrote:
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….JC is an education and if it wasn’t for the knowledge of PB and like minded members, I would remain just a thick hairdressing, indian head massaging single parent ….Thank You all for the knowledge you impart :oops: :wink: :P
Oi …. do you mind ???? I do the sarcasm around here !!! :wink:
It kind of restores your belief in human nature doesn’t it?
Well I watched the entire programme with an awful fascination. I particularly loved the Virginian gun nut who had a fearsome collection of firearms and a huge broadsword. He seemed to spend his every free moment with his doll, doing what came naturally to him. Scary guy huh?
Interestingly enough several of the guys were internet users – I wonder if they used chatrooms and even if any of them might be JustChat users??? Anybody want to confess here …. in strictest confidence of course.
At the end of the day using a lifelike doll to drain yourself of your vital bodily juices seems to be a lot more fun that having to rely on an indistinct or blurred fantasy memory of your ideal partner whilst you play the pink oboe. Oh and they never get headaches or complain about men coming first etc etc.
BTW – did you know that they also make male dolls for the discerning female (or gay male). Apparently they have much greater staying power that the real thing and are always ”up for it”!
@drivel wrote:
Jim Marrs is probably the biggest conspiracy theorist there is or ever wil be , along with Michael Moore he shoudl be removed from the USA to a floating CIA prison somewhere never to return
I still can’t understand how anyone can give any credence to these thories – well Emma apart that is , she probably thinks Bugs Bunny is real
Bugs Bunny IS real ffs !!! Just ask anybody and they will tell you.
But isn’t she mutton … dressed as lamb???
@sunny wrote:
Thanks tad il pay ya later lol :wink:
As for you PB i dont give a flying pigs dic k what you think carnt beat a bit of muton at least it as lived lol Nice and tough :wink: 8)
Not like theses lambs who bleet about f00k all :twisted:
Sunny, with your current fixation on pig’s dicks (flying or otherwise) I would have thought that you’d be more interested in a nice bit of pork ….. not mutton.
There IS a world wide conspiracy – it is a conspiracy of social workers and bereavement counsellors. They were all terrified of being sidelined by the global military / Zionist / Freemason conspirators and so they allowed the WTC tragedy tro occur so that they would be kept in work for years to come.
Bush and his cronies knew all about it and agreed to keep quiet so as to ensure full employment in the US.
Even Blair was involved by sending Brown a one way ticket to NY to attend a conference at the WTC building. Brown is a mason so he didn’t go.
