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  • #241831

    I’ll tell you what heaven is.

    Heaven is a long hot bath on a cold day, with a Thai woman kneeling above you massaging you with her…………………….

    (to be continued).

    #241883

    @tiler wrote:

    The post was rhetorical, not a question as such, merely musing in a thoughtful way.

    Without wishing to be unduly pedantic Tiler, but conventionally one does not end a sentence with a comma. (See your original post).

    Equally, when asking a question (characterised by the use of the word ”why” amongst others) and whether musing or not – it is customary to place a question mark at the end of that sentence (and NOT a comma).

    #241916

    Can you tell us when you have killed yourself so that we can all post messages of condolence etc.

    #241688

    This is true BM. They not only knew the precise date, they knew the time AND the names of all the people involved. Heck they even knew the flight numbers ….and yet they still did nothing. They just sat back and watched it all happen on CNN.

    BTW – The only one they didn’t know about was the Pentagon one, as it has now been conclusively ”proved” that this was an attack by the US military on itself. Everybody knows that it wasn’t an aircraft that did it, but it was a US missile with a Thermite warhead.

    #241186

    @Bad Manners wrote:

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    Exactly right Geoff. The law is clearly an ass and we should all disobey it, and if we get caught we should cite the US torture of political prisoners in Guantanamo Bay as a precedent.

    That’ll show ’em !!!

    To my knowledge (and I could be wrong) not one of these Terror Suspects that have been detained has ever actually been charged with anything?

    You’re not wrong. They cannot be charged with anything (by anybody) as they are not held within the legal jurisdiction of any country. It’s a really clever idea – all those money hungry sharks…. sorry lawyers, who can’t get their hands on anybody’s money for conjuring up some sort of bleeding heart defence.

    Now THAT’S torture !!!

    #241651

    How can she be attractive … and not look it???

    Anyway it’s a well known fact that 40 year old women are old and well past it. We should totally ban mutton dressed as lamb !!!

    #241867

    Or alternatively …. send them back to school and teach them spelling .

    #241179

    Exactly right Geoff. The law is clearly an ass and we should all disobey it, and if we get caught we should cite the US torture of political prisoners in Guantanamo Bay as a precedent.

    That’ll show ’em !!!

    #241685

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    my step grandad was a Freemason…. scary!

    I’m a Freemason …. even more scary. :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Have you got that little brief case thingy with all your masonic stuff in? I reckon the secret stuff is in the red lining…… :wink:

    Actually under the Third Law of Freemasonry, all masonic cases have to have a Blue lining. The secrets of Masonry are thus concealed in this Blue lining…. hence the expression referring to something coming ”out of the blue”.

    #241684

    @Bad Manners wrote:

    Hmm. Actually it does point the finger directly at Bush and his croonies at the end.

    Told ya so …. they are all Freemasons.

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