It’s a well known fact that the single largest source of ‘global warming’ gas (methane) is as a by product of ruminant’s digestive tracts.
Put simply, every time a cow scoffs grass etc and digests it, a large quantity of methane gas is produced which the said cow then farts into the atmosphere.
The fatter the cow, the more grass it scoffs, and the more methane gas it produces.
So stuff yer Kyoto so-called agreements – the only sane way forward is to ban fat cows.
In fact all cows should be banned and we could make a good start by banning the dead loss Health Secretary Barbara Hewitt who is producing enough oral farting to fill the Millenium Dome – oooops sorry I mean the O2 Dome. (We don’t want to drag up ALL of NL’s failures do we???).