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26 April, 2006 at 10:11 pm #211276
It doesn’t say what she ate whilst she rotted and got ‘welded’ onto her chair.
Can you imagine the scene in their home as her family assisted her to tuck into the day’s ration of 250 McDonalds & Chips?
Maybe her arms were so fat she couldn’t get the grease burger into herself.
Would they have had to brush the maggots away from her face so she could cram another cream cake into her piggly little mouth?
26 April, 2006 at 10:04 pm #211418You’ve got to admit that the Diary Secretary wasn’t bad looking was she??? Do you suppose he ‘did’ her in the back of his Jag?
25 April, 2006 at 12:11 am #83988A fat Indian cow???
24 April, 2006 at 6:00 am #210554Well…… I don’t know. You’ve all made me think a bit (dangerous I know) and suddenly I’m not so sure.
I mean if you put her apparent mental instability to one side I wonder if, behind the manic stare and fixed grin, she may be right after all. Could it be that God really does hate us and our thoroughly unpleasant lifestyles?
The TV journalists, flaunting their fake patriotism, have a whiff of the Devil about them – like a pack of Roman soldiers circling our Lord and gloating over his forthcoming death.
Could it be that she is the handmaiden of the Lord and unless we heed the dreadful warning she sends us – we are all doomed?????
23 April, 2006 at 10:27 pm #210489How about calling it ”Bristol Cream”.
Do you drink it… or rub it in???
23 April, 2006 at 10:25 pm #210548I was intrigued by her eyes. they had a sort of ‘fixed’ stare to them which I found quite frankly a bit disturbing. She also seemed to have a permanent ‘fixed’ smile or grin which when coupled with the eyes, gave her an almost manic look.
Her opinions speak for themselves.
I loved the bit when she said ”sodomy is an abomination…” and if you replay it (as I did) her right eyelid blinks faster than her left one around that point.
We have several females like her in this country – in Broadmoor !!!
20 April, 2006 at 9:49 am #210124@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
What a brilliant idea Mary. Maybe the beloved Tony Blair can announce yet another time wasting initiative to rid the streets and gardens of this great country of ours of all rubbish & waste.
Of course we will need a rubbish supremo – or even a rubbish Tsar – just like all the other rubbish Tsars that Tony & his cronies have foisted on us over the years.
Perhaps he can persuade a captain of industry to lend NL a few million quid to fund this – for the usual backhander of a Peerage.
It was the Tory party that introduced Tsars. :roll:
Robocop aka Keith Halliwell was the Tory drug Tsar. Promoted by John
Major, alongside his ‘family values’ initiatave. All that while he was
cheating on his wife and shagging Eggwina Curry, {a rare breed of
politician who dared to tell the truth, and got sacked by the Tories for it)! :lol:So much for family values.
:roll:Of course…. I forgot. Only Conservative politicians have extra-marital affairs with journalists and get caught shagging blokes up the bum on Clapham Common. NL aparatchiks would never do such a thing would they??? Silly me for not spotting the obvious flaw in my argument.
20 April, 2006 at 9:10 am #209806I just don’t understand why the Monster Raving Looney Party doesn’t get more support from the likes of the lovely Emma.





19 April, 2006 at 3:17 pm #209796Well I shall be voting BNP in the local elections – assuming that there is a candidate. If not I shall vote Monster Raving Loony.
19 April, 2006 at 3:08 pm #210120What a brilliant idea Mary. Maybe the beloved Tony Blair can announce yet another time wasting initiative to rid the streets and gardens of this great country of ours of all rubbish & waste.
Of course we will need a rubbish supremo – or even a rubbish Tsar – just like all the other rubbish Tsars that Tony & his cronies have foisted on us over the years.
Perhaps he can persuade a captain of industry to lend NL a few million quid to fund this – for the usual backhander of a Peerage.
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