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Oh dear oh dear. According to today’s papers ”Two Shags” is in trouble over his illicit humping. apparently he is to be asked if he ‘misused’ government property for orgasmic purposes. It seems that it is quite OK to boff his diary secretary in the back of one of the Jags, but not to do her in a government owned house.
And how on earth did anybody get a picture of him and her posed with her legs around his neck – in his office??? I mean it’s one thing having lunch at your desk…….. but really !!!
This is the guy who is in charge of the country when Dear Tony is off around the world bigging it up with all those lovely world leaders.
I bet the only remaining member of the Labour party (Owen) is mightily pleased that Prezzer wasn’t outed for shagging blind Blunkett’s Labrador.
I just have this enduring picture of our good friend Combat Ugo just happening to meet a bunch of skinheads in the Job Centre, who by total coincidence he happens to know, at exactly the same time as he just happens to have a friendly discussion with an Asian about queue jumping.
Naturally, being unable to explain his point of view, he asks his close friends to help him with the translating.
I expect that they all found this experience most enlightening.
@pete wrote:
he shouldnt be sacked because of it it doesnt prevent him doing his job properly … not that i’m implying he does :lol: ..
Apparently ”Two Shags” isn’t going to be sacked Pete. Hell, he wasn’t sacked for ‘inadvertently’ forgetting to pay council tax, denying it for ages and finally – when he was utterly boxed in – paying up with as much bad grace as he could muster.
If he can get away with what amounts to fraud, a simple bit of shagging is clearly OK. ”The Mouth of the Humber” will just carry on as if nothing has happened, totally oblivious to everything.
”Waiter !!!! I say waiter – bring me another drink will you there’s a good fellow”
BTW – what exactly is it that a NL minister has to do in order to get sacked???
So far we have had everything from criminal acts (allegedly), adultery; fornication; vote rigging/gerrymandering; incompetence; arrogance; misappropriation of public funds.
Just how badly does a minister have to behave before Dear Tony lets him or her go?????
Well at least we’ll now be spared from the lovely Prescott making any more jokes about ”Shagger” Norris.
As for politicians lying. Come on – get real, they ALL lie when it suits them. The trick is to vote for the ones who apear to lie the least OR whose lies you like the sound of most.
@American Woman wrote:
I drink a lot of milk – Haven’t you heard? Milk does a body good :wink:
I also eat a lot of cheese. Perhaps I’m addicted to the dairy – Moooo Moooo !!! :roll::lol: :lol: :lol:
They don’t have any cats left in Bolivia – the locals have eaten them all ages ago !!!
No…. no typo, honestly.
Apparently this was his preferred method of ‘enjoyment’ with the infamous rent boy. That and stuffing it up the rent boy’s ‘khyber’ of course.
I think that the practice is known as Coprophilia which according to Wikpedia:” Coprophilia is the attraction to the smell, taste or sight of the act of defecation as a primary means of sexual arousal and gratification. Erotic fulfilment with excrement may be practiced alone or with a sexual partner. A common slang term for this is “scat sex”, other less common ones may exist. Some coprophiliacs engage in coprophagia, the eating of feces.”
So how do you represent the views of perhaps millions of ordinary decent English citizens who want to see foreign criminals / bogus asylum seekers / Islamic terrorists etc etc removed from the country or at the least effectively denied entry???
On the face of it, anybody with these views is automatically branded a ”Nazi” or a ”racist”.
Actually it’s a refreshing change to hear of a senior (Labour) politician being in bed with a female !!!
Typically Labour politicians get embroiled in financial scandals and Conservative ones in sex scandals.
As Hewitt, Hodge and Beckett are all so ugly that their chances of an illicit shag are nil, and Mandy is a raging poofter, thank God for ”Two Shags” Prescott who has at least kept his end up.
At least he isn’t pissed 24 hours a day or paying a rent boy to shit on his face.
I suppose I’ve missed the point as usual – but I cannot for the life of me see the connection between the BNP of 2006 and the Nazi Party of the 1930’s.
I am always a bit uneasy when people start to make accusations of Fascism and Nazism etc etc. I would be more comfortable with a reasoned discussion on why EXACTLY a political party’s views are wrong or unacceptable.
