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@beth wrote:
…….. I hope this is a place where i wont be corrupted. Or have pervs pc me.
Bad luck – wrong place.
Hello.
@heavily edited rubyred wrote:
….thing is……… any fooker ……,but ……see a multi ……as its basically non jumpers…… on bandwagons….. on msn……. “lol” ……oh the folks i have *******ed for doing that…its like ……your turn to “amuse” me
/blocks,,
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@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:
@*Peco wrote:
Please mock the quotes with unedited pages.
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@*Peco wrote:
Stop mucking up the quotes with more unedited quotes.
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@crazy chick wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
@crazy chick wrote:
mmmmmmm i love a likkle mess PB lmao
bet you was a right goer once :lol: :lol:
I still am …..but my mind makes promises that my body can’t fulfil. :wink:
awwwwww PB ,
so swingin from the chandaliers out then huh ? :lol:Absolutely – as is jumping from wardrobes.
Actually all the stuff about technique; staying power; number of orgasms per night; assorted positions; etc etc is utter tosh.
You need to focus on the object of the exercise. This is summarised by the ‘4 W’s’:
Whip it in…. wiggle it about ….. whip it out…. and wipe it.
@spanish wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
Yes…. give me cocoa every time – better that that sex stuff any day.
Wan.king works better for me :D :oops: :oops:
I’ve never been to China.
That’s simply not possible !!!
It lasts much longer (I can make one last for three whole minutes); it’s hotter; and it’s a damned sight more satisfying.
Oh and it doesn’t make nasty marks on the sheets either.
Oh and I can watch my favourite programmes on TV or read the paper whilst drinking it.
Yes…. give me cocoa every time – better that that sex stuff any day.
@spanish wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
With sex there’s always bloody problems.
I would have thought a man of your advanced years would have overcome that one by now, PB :wink: :wink:
I wish !!! Damned Viagra stops me from putting my trousers on properly for a while. The hot water is always bloody cold just when you don’t need it to be. You miss all the decent programmes on the TV. It costs a fortune in aspirins for her headaches. The list just goes on and on.
Who need this sex stuff – give me a nice warm cardigan and a cup of cocoa every time.
