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Hmmmmm PP1 – don’t i get any points for my more inventive version then???
@squeezy wrote:
PB….did you change ‘David Seaman’??? Cos I’m positive I spelt it right :lol: :lol: :lol:
Er……. umm……… might have done :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I heard that Tony ”Fat Boy” Montana got himself a job recently delivering newspapers.
Problem was he got fired after the first day when they found out he didn’t have the necessary qualifications.
@*Dawny* wrote:
Ok I have the most breathtakingly beautiful wedding dress in the world
It so needs to make a grand entrance on my wedding day :DAny suggestions for the entrance music?
You could have a piece of music called ”The Stripper” – make your entrance in the dress and as you totter up the aisle, remove it one piece at a time, arriving at the altar in your bra, knickers, and a suspender belt & stockings – in matching tasteful colours of course. Burberry would look good for this.
It would also be a good way to discover if the priest marrying you is homosexual.
@Bad Manners wrote:
Umm, I think u forgot to say something PB?
No I didn’t.
”Er this dance” (Resistance) … ”is for you Tyle” (is futile)…. GEDDIT ?????
Ummm …. Tyler……..Er this dance is for you Tyle….. ????
@spanish wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
Yeah Im wiv wot she sed. Luv is grate innit an its wen yor b/f stays awake after werds innit? Well thars wot I fink 2 innit?
I don’t know about you PB, but I’m looking forward to the day when I have a girlfriend who can manage to stay awake afterwards :wink: :wink:
Blimey, you’re lucky. I look forward to the day when I can manage to stay awake during the act !!!
Trouble is I get a bit seasick with all this push pull grunt groan jiggy jiggy stuff. Then I get mesmerised with the rythmn and fall asleep.
Yeah Im wiv wot she sed. Luv is grate innit an its wen yor b/f stays awake after werds innit? Well thars wot I fink 2 innit?
The actual cause of his death was asphyxiation caused by 30 pieces of silver lodging in his throat.
Yes he tried to hang himself, the rope broke, he fell out of the tree onto the pavement below where he had previously laid the 30 pieces of silver. As he fell face down onto this silver he inadvertently swallowed them and choked to death.
It wasn’t true that he died from massive loss of blood from an anal rupture – caused by the Apostles sticking the 30 pieces of silver up his arse.
Oh Gawd – I’m being ”tutted” at now. :lol: :lol:
