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  • #189834

    @Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

    Come on then NOBBO, flame me you pathetic pr*ck! :twisted:

    Ummmmm I’m a little bit puzzled here. Owen, I thought that you were leading the ‘let’s all be nice to each other and stop all the insults and flaming’ group.

    And yet here you are starting a personal insult thread without any provocation.

    Any chance you could please be a bit more consistent????

    #189331

    It’s difficult to reply properly as I can’t type in a Scottish accent.

    #185980

    I think we’re all being really unfair – it’s quite clear that she is ONLY a size 12.

    / SEE FOR YOURSELF /

    #185978

    God I’ll bet a few hundred greasy burgers went into making that bum.

    It’d take at least 10 pints of Fullers ESB to make her attractive eh?

    #185975

    Well it certainly leaves a number of questions unanswered.

    Could this really be THE Orca (with legs like oil drums) ?????

    #185974

    I know Jig-a-Jig, and I hereby acknowledge all credit to you for christening “I’m still only a size 12” Emma …..Orca.

    I conjures up exactly the right picture of a lardbucket wallowing in a greasy bath.

    #185973

    Well I’m not going to put up with any insults from Orca. How dare she call me middle aged !!!!

    I am OLD ffs !!!!

    Middle aged indeed – the bloody cheek of the woman.

    #189038

    Some people have all the luck. I didn’t have a breast in my mouth until I was 17 !!!

    #185946

    OK people, as a public service to our users, may I sum up the last 99 odd posts spread over several pages:

    Emma (aka Dozy Brunette) posted a ”personal message” to GG in public as it were instead of PM (maybe she forgot how to PM him).

    (Although she is an English teacher with advanced spelling and grammar skills, she feels that she needs to find the challenge of another job).

    Robbo pointed out that this message would probably be better off as a PM and not as an open post in public, and she promptly attacked him. He quite rightly defended both himself and his comment.

    Now Dozy believes that Robbo has a fixation on her, which can’t be true as Robbo only likes slim women, not lardbuckets. He told her this many times, but she thinks that she is still a size 12 ….. so that’s OK then.

    Meanwhile after dozens of posts drivelling all over the thread – which has been totally ignored by GG so far, he finally makes an appearance.

    Emma screams ”lolol” and throws herself at him, whilst maintaining the fiction of Robbo lusting after her – so as to make GG jealous.

    Robbo throws up at the mere thought of it.

    Emma and GG are now locked deep in a series of ‘texts’ and Emma already has the local Bingo hall booked for the reception.

    She has forgotten that GG is into fitness not fatness, and he will probably spot her from 500 Yards …… and get back onto the train.

    Meanwhile Emma’s self invented queue for her charms and her bed (but not necessarily in that order) continues to grow.

    FYI the bed is 8 feet wide and has reinforced springs.

    #187321

    Oh dear oh dear….. you women are like a bunch of kids let loose in a sweetie factory.

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