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Filly
(as in ”By Gad I could shag that young filly senseless”).
willy
(what Father Christmas only uses once a year lol)
Well if it’s the same bloke, he held up a small sub post office in Wallington, Surrey with a shotgun. He shot the elderly postmaster in the leg (which later had to be amputated) and stole some £250. Enough to sort out his next fix or two anyway.
He was grassed up to the Police by his girlfriend – Waynetts Clump – ‘cos she accused him of raping a teenage girl behind a cinema in Woolwich. (It wasn’t him that did that apparently, but Waynetta didn’t know this at the time). She was pretty pi/ssed off with him because his best mate had made her pregnant and then refused to do anything about it. Tony was too high on stuff to do anything himself so his mate did it for him. Now Tony can’t afford his habit AND feeding the kid.
As he says it isn’t his, the kid starves whilst Tony gets his next fix.
Anyway, he got arrested and was charged with attempted murder. He did a deal and pleaded guilty to armed robbery instead. He got several years inside for this – it was his tenth conviction for violent crime.
I did hear that he now has HIV/AIDS which he caught whilst sodomising a convicted priest on E Wing – that’s where all the nonces and pervs get sent.
Apparently Waynetta only found out about this after she had a conjugal visit with him and so it may well be that she has HIV/AIDS too. This has stopped her from getting many customers so she has to hang around men’s lavatories and hope to pick up a few drunks there for a fiver.
Anyway do you want us to pass on your good wishes to Tony ???
kill
(as in kill bloody Father Christmas)
Yup – I am an expert tosser !!!!!
tilt
silt
334.3 – eventually, but I couldn’t hit the bloody mooing reindeer !!!
@The full and unedited news story wrote:
British woman swallows cock in blow job row
A woman’s row with her boyfriend about a blow job suddenly went quiet – when she swallowed his cock whole.
Police in said they were called out by a man who said his girlfriend was having trouble breathing.
When they arrived at the house, they found his cock lodged in her throat.
“He wanted a blow job and she wouldn’t give it to him, so she attempted to swallow him,” an officer said. The woman was expected to make a full recovery.
The 24-year-old woman, who gave her name as Sian, was taken to hospital the officer told local media.
“She just put his entire cock in her mouth so he couldn’t get his hands on it,” he said.“This is the first I’ve heard of this happening,” he added.
Police are tring to trace a man with lipstick around the base of his cock for further questioning.
Is he the same Tony Maidens that got sent to HM Prison Strangeways for armed robbery a little while ago???
