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@soulie wrote:

lol tiggy, you are worse then me for going out with strange women :P well not saying they are all strange, just those that come in jars

I didn’t know that women could come in jars – what do they do with it afterwards???

No on second thoughts i really don’t want to know.

Look don’t listen to the women on here – what do they know about it? Listen to your trousers Soulie. Just shag her sensless then boot her back into the gutter.

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Thanks Cas – and the same to you and yours.

Christmas started well this year – our next door but one neighbour died yesterday. That’s one less person to send a Christmas card to.

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@soulie wrote:

“……..what do I do??……. do I be firm and hard ???…… she’s home alone tonight,…. if I fancy going up (her) ???

Contained within your post is the answer to all your dreams Soulie.

She sounds like a rattling good shag and is obviously gagging for it so what’s the problem?

You have a duty Soulie – a duty to yourself and a duty to mankind – to shag her sensless. Go and do the business and enjoy yourself to the full.

Don’t listen to all these moaning women taking the high moral ground, it’s one of their lot that is playing away, and they’re only jealous and trying to spoil your fun.

A word of advice. Make sure you have an emergency exit set up so that, if her hubby turns up whilst you are humping his wife in their marital bed, you can escape to safety and leave her to do the all explaining.

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EDITORS COMMENT:

The effing and blinding is necessary to fully convey the hidden meaning behind this poem. As such it is a work of art and therefore the appalling bad language is fully fu/cking justified.

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I know who it is……it’s…….er …….. Lolita???

er…… Lucretia ??????

er……. Liposuction Lady?????

er…….. Lucky !!! (or unlucky as the case may be).

Please Sir – may I have an internet lover for Christmas – don’t care what her name begins with – and I promise not to tell my wife or child about it?

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Well she likes your hair Racquel.

BTW where did you get it???

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@acebabe25f wrote:

PB u keep going on about how sad it is but u come back for more and more pmsl.

and F1 chicks are the sexy ones xox

Forum 1 ”chicks” sexy ???????

Are you mad??????

Those that are temporarily sober are obese, the remainder you wouldn’t touch with someone else’s bargepole.

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I think she means you ”chav” !!!

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@RidingMountians2 wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@forumhostpb wrote:

@ugo wrote:

HI ugo`s the name & beers the game ,

My advice is to venture onto our more mature boards in forum three , Its a great laugh but I must warn you if your easily offended then stay in here lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :lol: 8)

Rough translation:

”I’m a rude bastard and I don’t care. If you buy me beers and keep your gob shut, I’ll let you stay.”

Oh and BTW – hello & welcome.

Hmmmmm :shock: :shock: :shock:

But don’t most men want women to open their mouths after they have been plied with beer??????????

That’s an urban myth spread around by embittered women who only look good through beer glasses.

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Maybe…… but through a total lack of practice you’ll still not be able to pee standing up without splashing your shoes.

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