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I love the attack dog analogy – very apt. We have a number of attack dogs (and attack bit ches as well) on the Boards.
Take the thread in Forum 3 where Inspector Closeau attacks Rosie. Suddenly the sisterhood all rush over and start yapping and snarling and tearing lumps of flesh off the Inspector.
What is soooo funny (to me at any rate) is that they are all totally convinced that it is our very own Captain Geoffers in disguise. He is even said to have planned his departure well in advance and set up a number of different accounts in preparation. There is even an immensely long and detailed historical (hysterical ?) diatribe about all of his alleged antics over the years. A sort of Obituary as it were. Talk about paranoia.
The big joke is that I happen to know it ISN’t anything to do with him. As it happens I know exactly who Inspector Closeau is, and it one of the sisterhood themselves (in disguise) who clearly doesn’t like Rosie too much and had a right go at her in the most personal of terms.
But hey – why allow the facts to get in the way of a good story eh?
Meanwhile Rosie and the sisterhood remain convinced that Captain Geoffers is behind the attack – he must be laughing in his grave.
RIP Captain Geoffers – 2005
Oceans???
Its always a pleasure to be admired BM – even insincerely lol.
Defend the Boards??? Well if push comes to shove I guess so, but there is nothing like a good old fight with handbags swinging, egos getting bruised, people flouncing out in a huff, demands for accounts to be deleted (with the appropriate sense of outraged indignation of course), complaints of harassment, allegations of racism, nazism and so on, accusations of misuse of cams (but ONLY males NOT females you notice !!!!), etc etc.
As I understand it Captain Geoffers has finally retired, taken his long service medal and pension and is now living in a home for old codgers. He is now to be seen dribbling on his porridge and is still muttering oaths under his breath.
Ah how I mourn the ‘good old days’.
RIP Captain Geoffers 2005
Well Owen, it looks as though Captain A has gone to that great chatroom in the sky, so all the posts on meaningless discussions about women’s periods; how awful men are and wouldn’t we be better off without them; ”mwahh mwahh luvs you my sis”; do you think I am fat?; endless tree hugging; and of course a filling diet of Liberalism can continue totally unspoilt by his observations.
Hey you can even sing the praises of the Beloved Tony and his Great Socialist Dream without any interruption or criticism. How nice will that be?
All women are expert drivers !!!
PS: please make the cheque payable to ”PB”. Thank you.
God Beatty this sounds terrible. It’s quite clear that you’re on the way out so don’t waste any money on doctors, just make a booking with an Undertaker and spend the money there instead.
That way as you lungs gradually fill up with liquid and you can’t breathe anymore, you will at lest know that there will be a good send off awaiting you.
I am sure that several JC board members would love to whizz over to Finland to wave goodbye etc.
When its all over – Beatty Blue really will be blue eh?
@~*Lucky*~ wrote:
BB seems to have gone v quiet :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeah its strange that, isn’t it? I’d have thought that she would have rushed on to show us her piccies – now that her ex-lover has gone.
Of course it could be that Sian is right and her “bits are not too pretty” – but hey it didn’t stop her from posting the piccies of his bits, and they sure aren’t too pretty.
@*Sian* wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
@*Sian* wrote:
Oooooooo did BB also drop her kecks? Tickerty boom :roll:
Well we can’t be totally certain Sian – but apparently in a webcam sex session it takes both parties to ‘get involved’ as it were. So I figured that maybe BB would post the screenshots of her own ‘involvement’ – in the interests of fairness of course !!! After all we’ve only all seen half the story haven’t we???
She might of just been typing away and he stuck his cam on to show his arrousel :lol:
…….typing with one hand maybe – who knows???I dread to think what it was that she could have been typing ….. words of encouragement …. urging him on even ????
Well she should have the courage of her convictions and lets all see what she was doing whilst she watched him performing for her – and whilst she was recording it all for later use!
@*Sian* wrote:
Serial? I think she has left once :roll: I think you just humour Geoff, I hope so anyhow :lol:
Nah – you provide the attacks and I’ll provide the balance OK?
@*Sian* wrote:
He’ll be back. I dunno how many times I have heard the I am leaving chrap.
Some people are in need, Geoff is one of them
Yes you’re quite right. I think that the last serial resigner and returner was Jooly wasn’t it?
