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OK – to keep the fight going a bit as its Sunday and I’m a bit bored…………
Which of the following statements do you agree with:
1. Mart is an illiterate Aussie who only know one adjective.
2. Emma lies about her size and is really a size 22.
3. Sian is a trouble making foul mouthed old bag
4. Pats can’t spell and has a bad attitude problem.
5. Gemz is an attention seeker and her b/f is non-existent.
6. Dagger has a short attention span and can’t post more than a few words at a time.
7. Geoff is a wind up merchant and needs a full frontal lobotomy.
8. Stevenage (f) is really quite ugly and smells of wee.
9. Robbo wouldn’t know the truth if it bit him in the ****.
10. Lambrini Girl is a demented bunny boiler who can’t let go.
11. Kylee is a middle aged bloke from Essex with bad breath.
Please feel free to add to or amend any of the above where appropriate.
Following a protest, can I make it clear that the Umpires scored last night’s fight as a draw.
Both contenders fought extremely well and scored a number of points but neither landed a decisive knockout blow.
I would like to apologise to all our viewers for any misunderstanding that may have occurred as to the scoring.
(PS: Tesco wine really is an excellent lavatory cleaner and also gets paint out of brushes rather well).
Well Emma – its what the ‘customers’ want. Over 900 views to this post and the viewing rate really shot up when you and Robbo came out fighting.
Once everybody retires to their respective corners muttering and cursing under their breath, users sign off again. C’est la vie huh?
Morning Robbo – yes your dead right there, its an age thing. Problem is that my boredom threshold get lower and lower as the years pass and I need to be kept amused or entertained.
Your little spat with the lovely Emma was pretty good. A few nasty body blows, an acid retort (well what passed for acid anyway),and some broad based (and rather accurate) insults thrown in for good measure.
I had you well ahead on points – but no knockout blow. Then you start drivelling with Gemz about Tesco wine ffs !! Its only good for de-scaling lavatories with for Christ’s sake.
I naffed off to bed in the end – most disappointed.
Can you go back to fighting please – its much more interesting.
So, back to the plot.
Surely it’s only fair if she is going to post lovelorn poetry about her relationship with the guy sitting in the next room, we get all the details – blow by blow (as it were).
I can’t bear having only half a story.
(You don’t suppose that she’s attention seeking do you?????).
WellI think that if you’re going to post all this lovelorn weepy personal stuff then you should go the whole hog.
How about posting ALL the really personal intimate details of your private life as well, not just the weepy ”OMG I’m soooooo sorry” stuff. That way we can all rake over it and tell you where it all went wrong etc etc.
Moi ?????
They probably won’t molt either.
Moi ???? Serious ???? I should think so !!!
I wonder how many others were taken in and Googled for more information on African blowflies??? Come on, own up people !!!
