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But where’s the problem waspish??? If these women commit adultery, in breach of their faith laws, then they deserve to be shipped off to Pakistan or Saudi Arabia to face the justice that their menfolk are denied over here.
The solution is quite simple. Stay sober and keep your knickers on, then you won’t have to take an enforced ‘holiday’ abroad. Easy really …. innit???
Oh Christ – I really wish you hadn’t posted that. Now all the conspitacy theorists and assorted other lunatics will be seeing little green men and imagining that aliens are landing in Area 51 (or wherever).
Can you please make it more clear in future that this is simply a comet, and not the approach of the end of the world.
You’ve achieved fame Reason – check out the third entry down on a Google search page….
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=zeus+admin+web+sm&meta=
Hang on a moment Woo Hoo – you’re male; the conductor was male; you suggested that you had “intercourse” with him; in a train lavatory whatsmore; ……..
….. is there something that we’re missing here?????
“Middlin” is technically perfectly correct …….save for the one thing. Looking out of the window wouldn’t provide a FORECAST would it???
It would simply let you see what the weather was at the time you looked – which is pretty much the same as the undiluted bollocks that the so-called professional forecasters foist on us.
THEY also tell us what the weather today WAS …. except that they usually get this wrong as well. At least with “Middlin’s” method you would get 100% accuracy – unless you were blind of course.
Well aren’t you all as bunch of Smarties then eh? now for a little extra (Wrigley’s) fun, I’ll bet that Rosepetal is a Yorkie and drives around in a Polo – but then she comes from a Galaxy far far away.
Actually they are one and the same person. Jo Brand is in fact John Sergeant in drag. Not many people know this.
Proof???? If you think back, they never ever appeared on TV on the same day as each other.. If John Sargeant was ‘abroad’ on a assignment, you didn’t see Jo Brand. When John Sargeant was starring in Strictly Cum Dancing …Jo Brand was totally out of the limelight.
BTW – the “real” one is John Sargeant – Jo Brand is him in drag.
Crinoline
Change of topic eh? Well that’s certainly food for thought – makes my legs tunn to jelly. I suppose I’ll be in the soup for this.
Have you been rooting around in the pun box again then?
