Freaky Biker

masterb… NO!
Must resist temptation to be naughty :twisted:

shudder

awww- you such a bully :P

rubbing

(I’m still thinking about that massage :lol: )

clock

my next word would be

“you bastard, it’s all your fault- where’s my fuggin epidural, your not coming near me with that thing every again!!!!!”

awwww, go on.

pwetty pweeeeease

gestation

@jen_jen wrote:

A saucy, sexy and hilariously funny text – I didn’t just smile but laughed till tears rolled down my face! :lol:

care sharing with us then jen?

plant

this sofa is really uncomfortable to sleep on!

Sparks

I’m in faversham- really need an excuse to get out sometime this week too.

static

and Kent, I’m only down the road (sorta) so if you’ve got the oil, I’ve got the time.

massage
(hmmmmmm, massage- I can really go for that right now)

you’d have to try it with wodden stairs. :wink:

@will wrote:

william

sexy handsum, good lookin, a BEAST in the bedroom, cheeky, charmin, wicked sense of humor, FIT AS FCK, easy going, a GOD, irresistbul to WOMEN.. crackin sense of humur, and GOREGUS 8)

You forgot to put “Illiterate” somewhere in there. :D

metal

springs

rockers

ROFL jen

Not a story about buying them (I’ve got no problem going to a counter and asking for a packet of 3 of Mr Durex’s famous water ballons) but close enough.

I was seeing this girl for a while (well, about a week- which at that age was long enough) and I went to meet her from her parents place and she asked me to come in as “she had a present” for me…[Read more]