ganjaman

ooh eck!! i shall deny everything of course! :roll: and anyways she prefers me to tart in ere so she dosent have to deal with my numerous demands and she dosent have to fake a migraine every night of her life :lol: as for the official response to my complaint…….. pfttt i expected a litte more sympathy for my injurys and of course a…[Read more]

well thankyou sharon….even if ya iz a gooner (said under muffled breath) :wink: i was hoping more for hotel paradiso but heyho at least in california they grow sum good ganja :D

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i have heard today that the daughter is going to write a book about her experiances over the past 24 years……..

book critics say its going to be a best cellar! :lol:

bad tatse i know but made me laugh :?

i had to remove the picture summs as there were rumours abound that certain people were copying it and passing it off as themselves thus encouraging more private messages for themselves! :lol: this is a total abuse of ma human rights and as such i have contacted ma legal dept who are takin this matter to the highest authoritys! :x any further…[Read more]

to late nerrrrrrrrrrr!!

:? :? :? :?

nooooooooooo im not using the wd40 summs!! ya need that to stop ya toys goin rusty innit :? we shall stick to the lard as its recyclable and ya knows i lurvvvss ma green :D
and if ya wanna start pasting msn smut i have ma own ammo reserve also! u nawty nawty girl! :twisted:

slaps catty back grrrrrr :!:

just for you claire as…[Read more]

keep wit me pretty and il make sure dat smile goes from ear to ear :wink: :wink: and chesty ya knows i never pm you cause ya made me blush so much the first time ya dragged me in ur box :shock: now wheres me lard……… im a feeling rather fruity!!

and remember ladys…………………..

:D :D :D :D :D

defo no clone!!! who da feck else would wanna admit to having a lard fetish :shock: