This is what I’ve come to adore about the ‘conspiracy theory’ nutters.
Wonder what there motive is to conspire :?
You bang several times on her front door and make “odd sounding” noises ….. then as she approaches to investigate, you poke a big green cucumber through the letter box and shout “Oh My God ….. The Martians have landed!!!!!”
But seriously though …………….
Would a corgette do ? :shock: ….