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lol owen
so what you cooking us tomorrow? :wink:
sounds nice owen
awwww ty sis and bunch back to you 2 mwah x
hey sis x x
A mother found her son scooping ice cream in the kitchen and was mad.
Mom : “Dinner is going to be ready in an hour, put that ice cream away and go play.”
Son : “But mom, there’s no one to play with.”
Mom : “I’ll play with you, what do you wanna play?”
Son : “Lets play mommy and daddy, you go upstairs and lay down on the bed.”
The mom said ok and went upstairs. The son put on his dad’s fishing hat and lit up one of his dad’s cigarettes. He went upstairs and opened the door.
Mom : “Now what do I do?”
Son : “Get your ass out of bed, you whore, and fix that kid some fucking ice cream.”
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000.
She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains “Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer.” She figures 3 times in 30 years isn’t bad and asks “But what about the $1,000?” He replied “Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them”
You’re My Angel
You’re my angel, you see me through
Believe in me, I’ll believe in you
Oh fill my heart from your loving well
You’re my angelPick me up when I’m feeling down
When I stumble on shaky ground
Oh you’re my answer when I cant tell
You’re my angelOh you take me up to heaven
When you spread your loving wingsWhen I am weary and way behind
When I am clearly out of my mind
Oh when I find I’m in my hell
You’re my angel
Oh you’re my angel@*Sian* wrote:
Me in my glasses, seeing as pats has hers on lol
nice pic sian x
@giggles wrote:
blimey!
just found out it was new years day in ethiopia yesterday and its only 1998!!! :shock:
dunno how that works but I reckon I may move and then I’ll only be 31 yr old :lol:
i was 14 then lol
thats good news sian.
how old are they?
