geordiebird

@Oss wrote:

@geordiebird wrote:

ohhh my fav subject :lol:
id wait till the person i wanted to murder was asleep then pop a few ice cubes down there throat so they choke to death. the ice melts so no evidence :lol:

Thats flawed – cos on the autopsy they would discover bruising in the throat which would point to a choking then on cutting them open…

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ohhh my fav subject :lol:
id wait till the person i wanted to murder was asleep then pop a few ice cubes down there throat so they choke to death. the ice melts so no evidence :lol:

my wanka of a bf :x
how come he can turn a good day into a bad day, make me feel like crap and make me upset in a 2 min phone call :x
and why the hell am i so sensitive now!!! i blame angel* :x :lol:

good advice mary ty ill try to remember that.
my instructor said ‘how many weeks we got till your test!’ :lol: :lol:
god im dreading it

my son has just asked me “mam who’s your fav boyfriend, john(my current) or neil(my ex)”
i said “john”
my boy said “is that coz neil only had a little car” thats CAR for all you dirty buggers :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
he was serious as well bless him :lol:

well hello there oss :wink:

i like it very much :wink: :lol:

it is sick they way they do this with anyone famous mort :(
its the families i feel sorry for. i just hope besties family are left alone to grieve

my best mate who lives near to cardiff has loadsa snow. loads of school have been shut down there today.
we havent had snow yet but apparently its on the way

omg just had a driving lesson and did 2 things i shouldnt have :lol:
skimmed the kerb, twice!!!!
and nearly hit one of those things they have on pedestrian crossings in the middle of the rd :lol: :lol:
will i pass my test in jan? :?

keep going lamby and you’ll soon get there :lol:

havent had the paris hiltern but just got the reg confirmation
good thing with hotmail is it wont open files with virus any way

good luck cat :D
i really hope things work out chick :D

thank you dagger you are right
i am getting there very slowly, planning my test for jan :D

ant and dec again :lol: :lol:

ive spent about £700 so far :?

i promise you the theory test isnt to bad. i kept failing when doing it online but passed on the day.

the things ive done on my lessons so far would make you cry lol
i have come to a sudden halt on a very busy roundabout coz i got scared.
nearly hit a lamp post
narrowly missed my own car when pulling up behind it at my house
mounting the kerb rather a large number of times.
turning the wheel right when he says left and vice versa.

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im gonna make a very sexist remark here. but im allowed :lol:
i dont think women should drive! :lol:

@Lambrini Girl wrote:

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Me and you both GB!

I am sure that bottle of water he keeps sipping from during the lesson is pure vodka …… He seems oh so much more relaxed once I am parked outside my house again! :?

pml i can imagine it as well as my instructor chews chewing gum like its going outta fashion :lol: :lol:

learning to drive is bloody hard!!
i have had 41 lessons and im just about ready for my test, hurray!!!!!!!
i have my own car that no one will come in with me as apparently i cant drive :lol:
my dad and bf are terrified to get in the car!!!!!! :lol: :lol:
cant get a test date till mid jan so gotta scare my instructor for a bit longer yet

@angel* wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

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Brilliant Angel- Keep death off the roads, drive on the pavement

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Well how the fu*k do you manage to look in your mirrors, move the gearstick, use ur peddles and clutch all at the same flippin time?? I’m now thinking of trying an automatic, see if that helps…

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